Third Cabbage Joke (And a Guest!) | Corrupted/Accidental Video

[bitchingwhores]

Whoa, whoa, whoa--

[Well, if this isn’t already an odd feed. Not that there’s a good view given anyhow, but-- Wait, what’s that sound? The view is so construed that it’s difficult to tell anything, let alone-- Damn it, there’s that sound again! What the hell is it?]

Hey, could you stop moving and you know...not make this difficult?

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Comments

video;

[eatsyourscience]

[........

what is this

Souji can't even

what]

patronizing text;

[bitchingwhores]

huh? is there a reason why your face is on my phone right now?

text;

[eatsyourscience]

what are you doing?

text;

[bitchingwhores]

i dont know what you mean.

why? was i doing anything weird?

[has_signed_on]

[God damn you, Kristen Souji, for getting a word in before me, but obviously this comes before any of that.]

[As soon as the feed cuts, Izaya is laughing, positively gleeful.]

So like that? It probably worked out really well, I'd say. It's not like we could go back and retry anyway. Oh wait, you can't actually hear me. Hah!

[bitchingwhores]

I think we got him! Oh, and hold on. Just keep on facing my voice, okay? I can read your lips just fine.

[Adachi trails off as he leans down for his communicator. Is he yelling right now? He really can't tell. His voice drops sharply when he speaks again.]

It takes two geniuses to be able to pull this off~ I just wish you could see. It sucks having to talk when I can't even hear myself! I could be sounding so stupid right now, y'know?

But it really does taste good right now. Mm.

[has_signed_on]

Reading lips, huh? Is that some kind of necessary police skill or something you're just naturally good at? [In some really dramatic display of touching everything, Izaya settles down on a bed. Even if it was your bed before, it is now his bed.

But at least he's kind enough to not speak until actually facing Adachi again. For the most part. Probably.]

If you sounded stupid, would it taste like stupid? I actually can't imagine what any of this might taste like right now.

[bitchingwhores]

Ah, let's just say I'm really good at it and keep it at that. [Oh, shit, he has an Izaya on his bed. What do?

Who cares? He just sits down on the edge of his bed. Yes, his bed.]

Don't know. It makes me wonder what stupidity would-- what the hell, raisins. Why raisins?

[He's grimacing for a second, but Izaya can't see it.]

[Video] So that later you may watch this ridiculous

[bad_ass_dude]

[ooc: have the only comical icon I have bc I'm too cheap to buy a paid account lololol. But if you squint your eyes and tilt your head a little, you might be able to see the very flustered look on the ex-barkeep's face.]

W-What is that?!

[Too bad he can't see to find that communicator thingie. Damnit it was around here somewhere. Is there a mute button?!]

[Video/Action] You're damned right it's both

[has_signed_on]

[skdjfhgkjhsjlg!!!]

[Do you see him jumping up, Adachi? DO YOU SEE? That means it must be something exciting and god damn is he flailing to grab a communicator. Thankfully none of his flailing is caught on camera.

He answers in video because the subject line dictates it the replay of video will be his late night addiction.]

Oh, you're still here? I think you've overstayed your welcome, Shizu-chan. ...And what are you doing -- spying?

[Video/Action] Oh hey what look at this

[bitchingwhores]

[You're damn right he sees! It's kind of hard not to since they're on the same bed. Damn, Izaya, you almost hit him with that flailing!]

Is that who I think it is?

[Cue Adachi peering over Izaya's shoulder like a teenager.]

Is that Heiwajima-san?

[Video/Action] GDI getting trolled and they're not even the real trolls

[bad_ass_dude]

I'm not spying!

[There's a nice little growl in his voice just for you, bastard :D]

Damnit I can't find the-

[He's patting down the desk to try and find the device so he can smash it against the wall. Though he still won't be able to scrub his brain clean from a horrid mental image. /sobbb

That other voice he also recognizes may cause a flinch.]

Hadachi? What are you doing with this asshole?

[video]

[dashboardlite]

...I don't know what just happened there, but it all sounded pretty gay.

[Dean would know, right? Right.]

[video] OH MY GOD HI DEAN with that face

[bitchingwhores]

[Well, hi there, Dean. Have Adachi staring back at you for a minute. He can't read your lips at the moment, you know, English and all. He waves a finger at the camera and mouths 'one minute' and leaves view. He comes back to hold up a marker message that looks like this.

And then he takes a look at who it is longer. Oh! Hey, he recognizes your face now! He flips the piece of paper over before showing Dean the other side.]

[text]

[dashboardlite]

[Dean spent some time scribbling things of his own earlier, then he remembered there was a text function. Or rather, someone else reminded him.]

the hell are you guys doing over there? you're not shooting a porno, are you?

[video -> text]

[bitchingwhores]

[Fortunately, Adachi understands to switch it to text. The last thing shown on video on his end is a grimace.]

huh? thats what it sounded like? maybe thats why orihara-sans laughing. no were not shooting a porno.

[video forever]

[kch_kch]

[Hm...]

You know, this sort of thing might be better kept to yourself.

[Speaking from personal experience, here.]

[confused video]

[bitchingwhores]

[Oh, wow, what's this? Hi there, new face! Adachi just looks dumbly at at his communicator. He can't even read this guy's lips at all. With English, he could pick out maybe a word or two through the movements, but-- Hey, it's not his fault he doesn't speak Spanish. The mansion may translate what people are saying, but it doesn't fix their mouth movements.]

Um. Hold on a minute, okay?

[He leaves the view for a minute before coming back with a piece of paper. Hello, Miguel. He feels better showing you this. He gives Miguel what appears to be an apologetic smile.]

[also video!]

[kch_kch]

[Miguel's paid enough attention (and tripped into enough things) to get the gist with this event. Well, mostly. He's not sure what the boxy rooms are for. Anyway, he gets the clue and follows the man's lead, if only because writing is easier for him.

He gets paper, a brush, and some ink, and writes back with this. His near-illiteracy might make him seem slightly less articulate than his normal speech would imply.]

[squinting video]

[bitchingwhores]

[Meanwhile, Adachi's doodling with crayons. Yeah, that marker he had earlier? He's not sure where it is now. He squints at Miguel's response before he scribbles again. He holds up the paper with a grimace. It's even messier than before. What the hell?

Warning. Language barrier has been breeched. Warning.]

Sorry. [You know how old people with bad hearing need you to yell at them for them to understand you? Well, with that in mind, when Adachi meant that to be a mumble, it was a shout. Sorry Izaya and Miguel.]