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[baldowl]

My mother would like to be called eccentric. She's not. She's just annoying and tetched. At sixty-three, she resides in a convalescent home due to COPD, obesity, and the unwillingness of her children to allow her to live in their homes. When she was a child she had some sort of a growth removed from her forehead. Her mother, my Nana, holds

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[baldowl]

Madge is already suspicious of my internet friends. I honestly think she was surprised when I returned from Oklahoma un-murdered.

[clemenza_strada]

I'm less threatening than I look.

[ilwitchgrrl]

well, it IS hard to argue with the delicious buttery Pizza Hut pan pizza crusty goodness.

[baldowl]

That is the taste of death (and yes, it's pretty good).