i belive.. i'm the fifth?!?!
i'm a bitch.
plain and simple.
it is my middle name.
i have been called a bitch to my face more times than anyone can count.
and sinceee i dont really know what else can prove me being a bitch...ehh..
heres that application thingy
Section One: You, The Bitch
1. First of all, what makes you such a bitch? ahhh i tell things like they are. ALOT of people dont like me for it. and since i dont care..i guess that makes me a bitch.
2. What do you think defines a "bitch"? someone that just plain doesn't give a fuck.
3. Tell us something really bitchy you've done.
oooo goodness. idk. i was born doing bitchy things. i'm mean and cruel. i am always being bitchy towards people that give me crap. dont talk shit about me.. and i wont kick your ass.
4. Give us your best insult.
i can't think of one right now.. it's.. 2 in the morning. and i'm a bit tired.
5. Make us laugh.
hahaa. well. i have been known to say fuck and penis alot. that makes most people laugh. the things i do sometimes make people laugh also. i suck at telling jokes. because i can't ever remember them. ha.
Section Two: More About You
1. Name? Melissa
2. Age? 16... 17 on january 2nd.. yeahh 6 dayss
3. Location? california
4. What do you look like? (If you have a picture, show us.)
display picture...
andd
5. Describe yourself in three words, other than "bitch."
witty, outspoken, LOUD
6. What qualities do you look for in other people before befriending them?
the type of people i am. nice. caring. all around good people
7. How do you think other people see you?
the way that you see me
8. Are they right?
i suppose?!
Section Three: Your Interests
1. Name your top five favorite bands/singers.
evergreen terrace
the number twelve looks like you
the academy is
hellogoodbye
tegan and sara
2. Name your top five favorite movies.
the day after tomorrow
anchorman
remember the titans
friday the 13th
waynes world
3. Show us your favorite song lyrics.
Checkmarks--The Academy Is...
So there you are, and here I stand,
As far as I remember you weren't half bad.
Your bedroom behavior was never more then checkmarks on bedposts.
For I remember we never had.
You get me out of the rain, you get me out of my clothes.
You hope I don't make a sound, you hope that nobody knows.
You get me out of the rain, you get me out of my clothes.
You hope I don't make a sound, you hope that no one...
So suck your so called pity down.
Hey, that's not so bad, is it?
So take your cold, cold heart and drown
and don't forget to take deep breaths.
So suck your so called pity down.
Hey, that's not so bad, is it?
So take your cold, cold heart and drown
and don't forget to take deep breaths.
So don't explain cause I know exactly what your going to say.
Big words, recycled phrases, and the bittersweet taste of other boys on your lips.
So now just sit here and talk about how you wanted it all.
So now just sit here and talk about how you wanted it all.
You get me out of the rain, you get me out of my clothes.
You hope I don't make a sound, you hope that nobody knows.
You get me out of the rain, you get me out of my clothes.
You hope I don't make a sound, you hope that no one...
So suck your so called pity down.
Hey, that's not so bad, is it?
So take your cold, cold heart and drown
and don't forget to take deep breaths.
So suck your so called pity down.
Hey, that's not so bad, is it?
So take your cold, cold heart and drown
and don't forget to take deep breaths.
Do you miss looking up from the floor at my face on a stage in a crowded room?
Well it's not the same.
I bet you're still a sucker for those famous faces.
Downtown, looking down, down, looking over the crowd, I hope you're out there, look at me now.
Well it's not the same.
Just look at how we've changed.
4. Who is your favorite author / What is your favorite book?
ohhh Stephen King.
andd my favorite book.. gosshhh..
Go Ask Alice
5. Your favorite tv show?
ahahaha. Meet The Barkers... Travis Barker... oo that man just dont know.
6. Favorite place to shop?
anywhere that is cheep and has the shit i like. salvation army anyone?!
7. Favorite actor/actress?
ooo
johnny knoxville, will ferral(spelling?)
8. Do you play any instruments?
nope... i dont have the coordination to tie my shoes.. how could i play an instrument?
Section Four: Views and Opinions
Pick THREE of these and write a paragraph explaining your view on it (pro, neutral, against) and good reasons WHY. Try and use wit along with intelligence with your answers. Provide examples.
1. Abortion
OHHHH god. the topic that just keeps going and going. i personally. hate it. well. when it comes down to it abortion is a thing that a lottt of people think about when they are going to have a kid. everyone can admit it now. i know if i was, i would think about it. not out of the fact that i didn't want to have the kid. but just being scared. there is a lot of bad things wrong with abortion that most people dont know. and the ways that they go around doing it. i was in san francisco in january of this year, and it just happened to be on a day when they had an abortion riot. it was in fact scary and exciting. girls were jumping up and down with signs and hangers. yes. hangers. i didn't know this yet, but people actually stick wire hangers up their crotichual regions and kill the baby. that is disgusting. it makes me want to vomit all over the place when i even think about it. first of all. if you are going to spread your legs and put yourself into the position of having a child, with or without anyones consent... KNOW THE RISKS YOU DUMB ASS BITCHES. man+woman+sex=potential to having either a)baby b)just sex c)diseases orrrr d)all of the above. do not risk having sex and killing a baby. the god damned baby didn't do a thing to you. they are helpless lifeless creatures that are waiting to be born. to get out of the womb and be a human. if you feel that it's right to kill an unborn baby.. then.. why didn't your mom kill you?
2. Homosexual Marriages
AHHH another one of my favorite topics.
to me, homosexuality is nothing but a mere statement. a chance to but put on display. anddd you know it. as soon as you come out of the closet, there are put downs and pick me ups. but thats not the point. marriage, by definition [i'm guessing], is a commitment between two individuals. INDIVIDUALS nottt saying sexual orientation. meaning. a man and a woman. a man and a man. orrr a woman and a woman. oorrrr even a he she and a he she. whatever the circumstances may be. whats the big deal?!?!! hmmm?? did someone stand up during your wedding and state, well since your soon to be hubby has brown eyes and you have blue eyes, you can't get married. it's the sammeee thing. just because they both have penises or they both have vaginas doesn't make them any different from you and me. if thats what they want. let them have it. how does it effect you? really though? how does two individuals being of the sameee sex married have anything to do with you and your family? it makes noo sense. i may not be homosexual or homophobic for that matter, but i do support them 100%. in gods eyes[yess.. gotta bring the Man in] we are all equal. and if we are all equal. why dont we get equal rights? if you wanna be sooo godly about it.. then take into consideration that adam and eve were, in fact related by more than just marrage. that we are all brothers and sisters. well if thats the case, wouldn't your everyday marriage be incest?
3. Illegal Immigrants
might as well do the next one in line eh?
haha.
to me. we're all a little illegal. none of us, unless you are completely full blooded indian [like my mom] are legal if you think about it. nowww.. there are sooo many illegal immigrants here in california[where i live]. arizona, texas, blah blah blah. all the southern border states. welll. since they are illegal. why haven't you kicked them out yet? hmm? i could bet anyone 1 million dollars right now, no joke, that if all of the illegal immigrants were taken out of california, yes just california alone, and there were no more that struggled across the border...we would all.. die. yes. because you know why? manual labor is hard to come by. people hire mexicans to do this hard work, field work and so on. because they were all raised to do anything to feed your family. whether it was pick grapes or work at a desk. they will do almost anything to survive. anddd to stay here in the united states. where would we get our food? where would we put all of the excess kids that didn't have a school because there were no more being built? did you ever think about if we kicked out all of the muslims and/or arabic people?! we wouldn't have any gas for our cars. almost every quicky mart on every street corner is owned and operated by someone out of the white race. i do admit, that there must be a stopper somewhere. whether its letting so many in a year. or if it's letting them all in. i'm neither for or against immigration. but think of it this way.. if someone didn't immigrate over here.. then.. most likely you wouldn't be born.
4. Death Penalty
5. War with Iraq
6. Prostitution
7. Practice of Religion in Schools
8. Self Mutilation
Section Five: Last Words
1. This is your last chance to tell us why you should be accepted. What can you contribute to our community?
why should i be excepted?! oh fuck.
prolly because i just spilt my heart and soul into those three paragraphs right there. and because i'll be hellllaa bitchy if i'm not accepted.
ahhh
soo read it and accept me damnit.
plain and simple.
it is my middle name.
i have been called a bitch to my face more times than anyone can count.
and sinceee i dont really know what else can prove me being a bitch...ehh..
heres that application thingy
Section One: You, The Bitch
1. First of all, what makes you such a bitch? ahhh i tell things like they are. ALOT of people dont like me for it. and since i dont care..i guess that makes me a bitch.
2. What do you think defines a "bitch"? someone that just plain doesn't give a fuck.
3. Tell us something really bitchy you've done.
oooo goodness. idk. i was born doing bitchy things. i'm mean and cruel. i am always being bitchy towards people that give me crap. dont talk shit about me.. and i wont kick your ass.
4. Give us your best insult.
i can't think of one right now.. it's.. 2 in the morning. and i'm a bit tired.
5. Make us laugh.
hahaa. well. i have been known to say fuck and penis alot. that makes most people laugh. the things i do sometimes make people laugh also. i suck at telling jokes. because i can't ever remember them. ha.
Section Two: More About You
1. Name? Melissa
2. Age? 16... 17 on january 2nd.. yeahh 6 dayss
3. Location? california
4. What do you look like? (If you have a picture, show us.)
display picture...
andd
5. Describe yourself in three words, other than "bitch."
witty, outspoken, LOUD
6. What qualities do you look for in other people before befriending them?
the type of people i am. nice. caring. all around good people
7. How do you think other people see you?
the way that you see me
8. Are they right?
i suppose?!
Section Three: Your Interests
1. Name your top five favorite bands/singers.
evergreen terrace
the number twelve looks like you
the academy is
hellogoodbye
tegan and sara
2. Name your top five favorite movies.
the day after tomorrow
anchorman
remember the titans
friday the 13th
waynes world
3. Show us your favorite song lyrics.
Checkmarks--The Academy Is...
So there you are, and here I stand,
As far as I remember you weren't half bad.
Your bedroom behavior was never more then checkmarks on bedposts.
For I remember we never had.
You get me out of the rain, you get me out of my clothes.
You hope I don't make a sound, you hope that nobody knows.
You get me out of the rain, you get me out of my clothes.
You hope I don't make a sound, you hope that no one...
So suck your so called pity down.
Hey, that's not so bad, is it?
So take your cold, cold heart and drown
and don't forget to take deep breaths.
So suck your so called pity down.
Hey, that's not so bad, is it?
So take your cold, cold heart and drown
and don't forget to take deep breaths.
So don't explain cause I know exactly what your going to say.
Big words, recycled phrases, and the bittersweet taste of other boys on your lips.
So now just sit here and talk about how you wanted it all.
So now just sit here and talk about how you wanted it all.
You get me out of the rain, you get me out of my clothes.
You hope I don't make a sound, you hope that nobody knows.
You get me out of the rain, you get me out of my clothes.
You hope I don't make a sound, you hope that no one...
So suck your so called pity down.
Hey, that's not so bad, is it?
So take your cold, cold heart and drown
and don't forget to take deep breaths.
So suck your so called pity down.
Hey, that's not so bad, is it?
So take your cold, cold heart and drown
and don't forget to take deep breaths.
Do you miss looking up from the floor at my face on a stage in a crowded room?
Well it's not the same.
I bet you're still a sucker for those famous faces.
Downtown, looking down, down, looking over the crowd, I hope you're out there, look at me now.
Well it's not the same.
Just look at how we've changed.
4. Who is your favorite author / What is your favorite book?
ohhh Stephen King.
andd my favorite book.. gosshhh..
Go Ask Alice
5. Your favorite tv show?
ahahaha. Meet The Barkers... Travis Barker... oo that man just dont know.
6. Favorite place to shop?
anywhere that is cheep and has the shit i like. salvation army anyone?!
7. Favorite actor/actress?
ooo
johnny knoxville, will ferral(spelling?)
8. Do you play any instruments?
nope... i dont have the coordination to tie my shoes.. how could i play an instrument?
Section Four: Views and Opinions
Pick THREE of these and write a paragraph explaining your view on it (pro, neutral, against) and good reasons WHY. Try and use wit along with intelligence with your answers. Provide examples.
1. Abortion
OHHHH god. the topic that just keeps going and going. i personally. hate it. well. when it comes down to it abortion is a thing that a lottt of people think about when they are going to have a kid. everyone can admit it now. i know if i was, i would think about it. not out of the fact that i didn't want to have the kid. but just being scared. there is a lot of bad things wrong with abortion that most people dont know. and the ways that they go around doing it. i was in san francisco in january of this year, and it just happened to be on a day when they had an abortion riot. it was in fact scary and exciting. girls were jumping up and down with signs and hangers. yes. hangers. i didn't know this yet, but people actually stick wire hangers up their crotichual regions and kill the baby. that is disgusting. it makes me want to vomit all over the place when i even think about it. first of all. if you are going to spread your legs and put yourself into the position of having a child, with or without anyones consent... KNOW THE RISKS YOU DUMB ASS BITCHES. man+woman+sex=potential to having either a)baby b)just sex c)diseases orrrr d)all of the above. do not risk having sex and killing a baby. the god damned baby didn't do a thing to you. they are helpless lifeless creatures that are waiting to be born. to get out of the womb and be a human. if you feel that it's right to kill an unborn baby.. then.. why didn't your mom kill you?
2. Homosexual Marriages
AHHH another one of my favorite topics.
to me, homosexuality is nothing but a mere statement. a chance to but put on display. anddd you know it. as soon as you come out of the closet, there are put downs and pick me ups. but thats not the point. marriage, by definition [i'm guessing], is a commitment between two individuals. INDIVIDUALS nottt saying sexual orientation. meaning. a man and a woman. a man and a man. orrr a woman and a woman. oorrrr even a he she and a he she. whatever the circumstances may be. whats the big deal?!?!! hmmm?? did someone stand up during your wedding and state, well since your soon to be hubby has brown eyes and you have blue eyes, you can't get married. it's the sammeee thing. just because they both have penises or they both have vaginas doesn't make them any different from you and me. if thats what they want. let them have it. how does it effect you? really though? how does two individuals being of the sameee sex married have anything to do with you and your family? it makes noo sense. i may not be homosexual or homophobic for that matter, but i do support them 100%. in gods eyes[yess.. gotta bring the Man in] we are all equal. and if we are all equal. why dont we get equal rights? if you wanna be sooo godly about it.. then take into consideration that adam and eve were, in fact related by more than just marrage. that we are all brothers and sisters. well if thats the case, wouldn't your everyday marriage be incest?
3. Illegal Immigrants
might as well do the next one in line eh?
haha.
to me. we're all a little illegal. none of us, unless you are completely full blooded indian [like my mom] are legal if you think about it. nowww.. there are sooo many illegal immigrants here in california[where i live]. arizona, texas, blah blah blah. all the southern border states. welll. since they are illegal. why haven't you kicked them out yet? hmm? i could bet anyone 1 million dollars right now, no joke, that if all of the illegal immigrants were taken out of california, yes just california alone, and there were no more that struggled across the border...we would all.. die. yes. because you know why? manual labor is hard to come by. people hire mexicans to do this hard work, field work and so on. because they were all raised to do anything to feed your family. whether it was pick grapes or work at a desk. they will do almost anything to survive. anddd to stay here in the united states. where would we get our food? where would we put all of the excess kids that didn't have a school because there were no more being built? did you ever think about if we kicked out all of the muslims and/or arabic people?! we wouldn't have any gas for our cars. almost every quicky mart on every street corner is owned and operated by someone out of the white race. i do admit, that there must be a stopper somewhere. whether its letting so many in a year. or if it's letting them all in. i'm neither for or against immigration. but think of it this way.. if someone didn't immigrate over here.. then.. most likely you wouldn't be born.
4. Death Penalty
5. War with Iraq
6. Prostitution
7. Practice of Religion in Schools
8. Self Mutilation
Section Five: Last Words
1. This is your last chance to tell us why you should be accepted. What can you contribute to our community?
why should i be excepted?! oh fuck.
prolly because i just spilt my heart and soul into those three paragraphs right there. and because i'll be hellllaa bitchy if i'm not accepted.
ahhh
soo read it and accept me damnit.