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I'm not one of the first five, so an introduction isn't necessary. Fuck this.
Section One: You, The Bitch
1. First of all, what makes you such a bitch? I'm blunt and don't give a fuck whether or not it hurts anybody. I'm going to tell it like it is. I don't believe in white lies.
2. What do you think defines a "bitch"? Somebody who's straightforward and doesn't care what others think, or how offended they become.
3. Tell us something really bitchy you've done. I keyed some slut's car as payback from the rear end to the front. I egged and dented some guy's car for talking shit. I've told people I hope they die. Whatever. I can't think too far into this right now.
4. Give us your best insult. I can't think of an insult, but I do have an "excuse". "I'm not mean. I'm honest." Hope that works.
5. Make us laugh. If it helps any, I'm really fucking deaf. My sister was watching Big in '05 on VH1 and I asked her what she was watching, so she told me, "Big in '05," but I didn't understand her, so I asked, "What?" "Big in '05!" "What? Bagel in a pie?" "No, stupid, Big in '05." "What's a pickle in a fry?" I don't know. Whatever. I don't have to make you laugh.
Section Two: More About You
1. Name? Steph
2. Age? 17
3. Location? Really deep in the fucking south, Texas.
4. What do you look like? (If you have a picture, show us.)
5. Describe yourself in three words, other than "bitch." Blunt, opinionated, and careless.
6. What qualities do you look for in other people before befriending them? I don't like liars, so if they start off on obvious lies, they can go fuck themselves. I also don't like shy people, so that's something. Whatever. I like honest, talkative, and outgoing people.
7. How do you think other people see you? People always tell me their first impression was that I was a bitch, and they're right. Most people get the worst impression, and it always seems to be just about right.
8. Are they right? I said they were.
Section Three: Your Interests
1. Name your top five favorite bands/singers. Snow Patrol, Idiot Pilot, Marilyn Manson, Weezer, and Stereophonics.
2. Name your top five favorite movies. Saw, Saw II, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, When A Stranger Calls, and Garden State.
3. Show us your favorite song lyrics. Hit this bitch.
4. Who is your favorite author / What is your favorite book? I just finished A Million Little Pieces by James Frey, and it's ONE of my favorite books, but I thought The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom was amazing.
5. Your favorite tv show? The Twilight Zone's one of them. I have a million others.
6. Favorite place to shop? I really hate shopping for clothes, if that's what you mean, but I do the occasional shopping every now and then. Um- I guess Flip-Side's fine for shirts, but that's it. And I do like Best Buy when it comes to shopping for CDs and DVDs.
7. Favorite actor/actress? Anthony Hopkins and Sandra Bullock.
8. Do you play any instruments? I used to when I was in band, but now I don't, so it doesn't matter.
Section Four: Views and Opinions
Pick THREE of these and write a paragraph explaining your view on it (pro, neutral, against) and good reasons WHY. Try and use wit along with intelligence with your answers. Provide examples.
1. Abortion I think it's optional. It's your womb; do whatever the hell pleases you. I'm pro-choice, though I do disagree with unprotected sex if you won't be able to handle the consequences. Don't use abortion as an excuse not to have your baby. If the girl was too irresponsible to use proection, she's going to be an irresponsible mother, so there's my unbalanced opinion. Whatever. If you think abortion's for you, then do it.
2. Homosexual Marriages We are all people. People are too biased nowadays because of the bible. Whatever. The bible's just a book and it shouldn't justify love. We are all the same, despite our sexual preferences.
3. Illegal Immigrants
4. Death Penalty
5. War with Iraq It's utter billshit. Thousands of our soldiers have died for absolutely nothing. They aren't fighting for our country. They're fighting for a supposed democracy, when in reality, we all know it's just a family feud Bush is still trying to solve. Before we go helping other nations, we should help ourselves. This is the richest nation, yet we can't do anything about the lack of education in many states. What about the aftermath of Katrina? There's still millions of people starving and homeless. The war is just completely pointless and such a waste of money.
6. Prostitution
7. Practice of Religion in Schools
8. Self Mutilation
Section Five: Last Words
1. This is your last chance to tell us why you should be accepted. What can you contribute to our community? I should be accepted because even if this application didn't decribe the altitude of my bitchiness, I know how mean I can be. And as for my contribution to this community, I can give my blunt opinions and criticism.