we say the randomest shit ( Read more... )

Went to work. No orders need to be filled. Nothing needed to be organized. Nothing needed to be repaired. So, I got a half day :) For once, I'm sleepy, so I'm going to go take a nap. Why I felt the need to write this useless bit of information in here? Because useless information is the best kind of information to have. Have you ever noticed that ( Read more... )

Dear Mr. Cool J ( Read more... )

Work was quite mind numbing, but numbness has thankfully passed. I feel a lot better today. No revelation was had, but no one said you'll get one every time. I continue to feel sick, and I will continue to complain about it here...only b/c I refuse to complain about it out there. How much are you willing to bet that all I've had for the past two ( Read more... )

Joe P. Spider was spotted trying to cross the bottom of the bath tub this morning at 9:05am. Despite multiple warnings by police, Joe proceeded into his march into the tub. It is still unclear what his intentions where. Rescue attempts were futile as by 9:15am debris of soap had been added to the water. Joe was eventually washed away by the ( Read more... )

Yeah ( Read more... )

I forgot a while back I had said in an entry that I saw a commercial which featured a product that I need to put my sarcasm rant stamp on. Well, I just saw that commercial again today so on forth with the rant ( Read more... )

I just called into work and told them I wasn't coming in today ( Read more... )

I'll now direct you to my Complaint Department ( Read more... )

I thought I'd share. For those of you who are, or who have already experienced college...
I bring you:

( The Ten Commandments of College )