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[bite2death]

With all these bounty posters and misbehaving pirates out there, I think a career as a marine will suit the head of the Disciplinary Committee better than one as a pirate.

Step out of line and I'll bite you to death. Unless you're Dino Cavallone in which case, I'll kill you.

Comments

[black_hat_cat]

A career in government is always a wise choice, but I find Marines in general to be useless peons. And the bureaucrats leave much to be desired.

[bite2death]

I don't care about the other marines. They'll get in my way. I'll work on my own.

[black_hat_cat]

Marines work as part of a group. If you decide not to work in the group, you are considered a deserter, and therefore, not a marine. There are other factions of government in which you are allowed to work on your own...

[bite2death]

Don't tell me how to be a marine.

I will allow limited subordinates.

[piratewhip]

Oh, I get a special mention!

A marine, huh?

[bite2death]

There's nothing special about it.

It suits me better than a pirate.

[piratewhip]

I'll just feel special on my own then.

I can see that. You like disciplining people.

[bite2death]

You're easily amused.

It also gives me the freedom to collect large bounties of nearby pirates.

[boomerangmaster]

...Aren't biting to death and killing the same thing?

[tea_and_candies]

The latter requires less saliva.

[boomerangmaster]

But, if you bit him to death, he'd be dead, right? And that would mean you've killed him with your teeth! Ergo, same thing.

[tea_and_candies]

Just slower and less fun.

[styleahhhh]

baaaaaaaaby

[bite2death]

You will be the first to be bitten to death.

[styleahhhh]

Hoo, special treatment.

[bite2death]

How is that special?

[wingsoverwaves]

Get bite?

[bite2death]

What?