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[bite2death]

Twelve e-cards.

If I get one more, I will bite you to death. I'm also in no mood to talk to you so the same applies if you comment to me or talk to me.

((OOC: I know I said I was going to be away but don't question me or I will bite you to death.))

Comments

[samuraish]

Thirteen, now. The music on this one is really soothing. Do you feel soothed?

[bite2death]

That was the last thing you will ever do.

[samuraish]

But I got a strawberry milk just now.

[bite2death]

Then that is the last thing you will do.

[black_hat_cat]

Fighting with the boyfriend, I see.

[bite2death]

You must be talking about yourself because I don't have a boyfriend.

[black_hat_cat]

Apologies. What term do you prefer?

[bite2death]

Idiot.

[nicotica]

Jesus, it's like some kind of reverse psychology FORCESHIT is compelling me to send you an e-card now.

HERE TAKE IT LET'S BE FRIENDS.

[bite2death]

We're not women friends.

[nicotica]

God, don't be so picky. I was picking random things there.

HAVE SOME GAYASS BEAR-LIKE DEFORMITIES THEN. The fucking card still reminds me of alley-rape no matter how many times I view it.

[ooc:This post fills me with glee because I ship D18!]

[bite2death]

If you ever jump at me from behind a corner, I will bite you to death.

((OOC: OMG lgasjlgkjslkgsd))

[kicktotheface]

Just delete 'em.

[bite2death]

I did.

[kicktotheface]

Then why are you complaining about it?

[bite2death]

I got sixteen e-cards.

[hibirdcall]

I lost Hihog.

[bite2death]

What?

[hibirdcall]

One minute he was there and the next he was gone!

[bite2death]

I told you to watch out for him.