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Sep 19, 2008 18:41

Hibunny bit me and is gone now. I don't tolerate that from animals. That is not an invitation for you to return, Hibird.

Despite being pirates and despite it being Talk Like a Pirate Day, if I catch anyone using the words "swashbuckle", "scallywag" or "shiver", "me" and "timbers" used in sequential order, I will personally bite them to death. ( Read more... )

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meltinggg September 20 2008, 00:24:09 UTC
Ahhh, biting....? You must be a...creature of the night.....do join me....

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bite2death September 20 2008, 00:25:18 UTC
You seem interesting.

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meltinggg September 20 2008, 00:27:37 UTC
As do you.....yes....your icon in this entry included a.....trickle of smeared blood....

How very exciting....

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bite2death September 20 2008, 00:30:40 UTC
And you find it necessary to italic what you say.

How?

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mikanhorizon September 20 2008, 00:32:06 UTC
I find this day completely redundant considering that we are pirates.

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bite2death September 20 2008, 00:35:25 UTC
I'm not included in that "we".

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mikanhorizon September 20 2008, 00:36:37 UTC
I thought that was a given.

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bite2death September 20 2008, 00:37:29 UTC
You could have been talking about "we" as in you and I.

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noturmomma September 20 2008, 00:32:36 UTC
A man of the law, are you?

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bite2death September 20 2008, 00:35:56 UTC
I'm a marine bounty hunter, making sure the law is obeyed.

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noturmomma September 20 2008, 00:38:11 UTC
Upholding the law and profiting at the same time. That is truly admirable indeed.

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bite2death September 20 2008, 00:39:49 UTC
Do you uphold the law?

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swordinabat September 20 2008, 00:38:37 UTC
Oh no, he bit you? Hahaha, I didn't know rabbits could bite!

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bite2death September 20 2008, 00:40:10 UTC
He's not going to be biting anymore.

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swordinabat September 20 2008, 00:48:30 UTC
Why? Did you give him so carrots to chew on? Hahaha!

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bite2death September 20 2008, 00:51:49 UTC
I was feeding him when he bit me.

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nogoodtuna September 20 2008, 01:06:30 UTC
I hope you didn't do anything to that poor bunny for biting you..

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bite2death September 20 2008, 01:07:52 UTC
I bit him back. To death.

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caffinatekillua September 20 2008, 01:11:33 UTC
HE SAID IT!!

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bite2death September 20 2008, 01:12:53 UTC
Not to you.

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