i am connected once again

i finally lost my tooth. its been wiggly for some time now. it came out onstage while i was performing the senior skit at the drama barbecue. how embarrassing! i look like a hillbilly. most kids lose all their baby teeth by age 12... ( why couldnt i? )

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 ( Read more... )

life is great right now. spring break has been near perfect and i love it. i love this feeling. thanks to all my friends, you guys are too great for words.

they showed Strangers with Candy on comedy central about 2 days ago for the first time in FORVER!! i effing miss that show.
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Dear Dave,

This is Jessikah, I broke into your journal.

I have many thoughts on my mind I must say.

When are we going to have a Scooby Doo marathon!????? because I think we need to hang out, I am not mad you. Even though you think I am. I still <3 you ( Read more... )

Dr. David Reardon released a report titled 'The John and Lorena Bobbitt Mystery, Unraveled' which gave a possible explanation of what was going through Lorena's mind during the attack.

The theory was that a previous abortion, forced upon her, by John created feelings of resentment. This explains why Lorena chopped off his penis and took with her a ( Read more... )

you can tune a piano, but you cant TUNA FISH!!

ba dum tch

the very first thing my mom said to caris:
"hi, how are you? im drunk"
and then she gives her a hug

i miss everything