Twentieth Bite || Fourth Wall

[biteisbigger]

[ You, my good sir, madam, or thing have just been run into. Absolutely accidentally, at that, because Kisa went and stumbled in mid-pursuit of a divebomb-happy Togetic and just pitched forward.

If you so happen to catch her, one of two things will happen.

IF you are female or non-human or of Zodiac fame, you will have just been collided into by

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[smiting]

Hey! Watch where you're going, jeez! Can't you even pay atten-

[smiting]

[ Oh....wait, that's Kisa. Calming down now. ]

...K-Kisa. Are you alright?

[biteisbigger]

...! Hiro-chan..!!

[smiting]

You should...be more careful, Kisa.

[ Slight scowl. ]

Where are we, anyway?

[hairruffler]

[blink blink]

What in the bloody hell just happened? And where did that that girl run off to?

[biteorflight]

... [ no response. ]

[hairruffler]

Weird... Oh well-- [James stops mid-sentence and mid-step as he looks down.]

Woah, where did this tiger come out of? [His eyes widen in a hopeful manner as his voice drops to a whisper.] Woah! I wonder if she's an Animagus? But--she looked awfully young... And it took me and the others three years to master it...

[biteorflight]

[ what's an animagus, and--

... no, she's still very wary here. Hence why ALL OF HER FUR is standing up. ]

[usedcalmmind]

[ Falling girls? Oh, my.

Sebastian catches Kisa delicately and effortlessly, and, in fact, only looks pleasantly surprised when the girl is replaced with a tiger. How darling.

He holds her up at eye-level, his hands beneath her front legs, and smiles warmly. ]

Why, hello, my lady.

[biteorflight]

[ this cub is... rather surprised, not quite in the pleasant way, because to date, no one has yet to make the connection of girl and tiger and look so pleased about it.

... But there's also something warning her against biting him, so she tries for an intimidating sound.

It's kind of a mew as she dangles there.

SO INTIMIDATING. ]

[usedcalmmind]

[ Oh, Sebastian is so intimidated, you don't even know. He beams at her. ]

So fearsome you are, darling.

[biteorflight]

[ her bites really do hurt, honest. Both ears flick back, not quite pressed against her head, but she seems to be scrutinizing him warily. Is he making fun of her? ]

>_< Hope you don't mind about epic late post, if you do just ignore it

[simple_toon]

[Blink once...blink twice...sloooooooooow grin]

WOW! A tiger!!!

[biteorflight]

[ OH MY GOD. ]

[simple_toon]

Cooooool! I've never seen a real tiger!

[And I will cuddle you and pet you and treat you like a kitty!]

[biteorflight]

[ she's putting up with this mainly because it's Beckett and biting him would end so very, VERY horribly. ]