Arrr, I be a pirate, surely as the the oceans be wet.
Or, at least, this quiz made up a name for me if I was:
My pirate name is:
Black Mary Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org. Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, me Buckos!