The rabbit is displeased.

[bitemenerdboy]

[Inhabitants of 945 Beulah street may notice a largeish cage in the corner of the living room. This is unusual not only because the cage wasn't there yesterday, but because the rabbit in it is muttering angrily while trying to reach the phone on the table next to the cage

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[kuichigiru]

[ A bunny after Hibari's own heart... ]

You can try.

[bitemenerdboy]

[Dude has no idea he's talking to a bunny.]

I don't like to leave jobs half done.

[kuichigiru]

Commendable. But it would be better to put your energy into something more productive.

[bitemenerdboy]

Who cares about productive? I just want to blow some steam.

[pinkplumblossom]

[Just... staring. She didn't know Netherlands' rabbit could talk.]

"Um..."

[bitemenerdboy]

Hey toots, do me a favor and knock that phone towards me.

[pinkplumblossom]

"Uh... sure."

[Picks up the phone and moves it over toward the rabbit cage, taking it off the hook and propping it up next to it.]

"...Did you just wake up here? You don't look like the other rabbits in the house."

[bitemenerdboy]

Yes, and let me tell you I am NOT HAPPY. I'm a rabbit with things to be doing that DON'T involve sitting in a cage all day.

[friendly_ghosts]

A new bunny?

[Of all the things that could have been added to this house, only a pony would be better. And Mindy reasons that since Saki has a bunny, and Daddy has a bunny, and Mommy has a puppy, this one clearly belongs to her. So have a very excited little girl reaching into the cage to fish him out for epic cuddling.]

It's not even my birthday yet!

[bitemenerdboy]

[Wow he doesn't seem to want to be picked up. He's also very bouncy.]

Any hand that tries to pick me up loses fingers!

[friendly_ghosts]

[There is a moment of stunned silence. Then a delighted squeal.]

You can talk, too?!? Wow! We have a magic bunny!

[She bounces up and down in excitement.]

[bitemenerdboy]

Oh my god I need to get out of here before my head explodes.

[windmill]

[Oh god just what. What.

Your new owner... dad thing is standing above the cage, staring. Concidentally, he's got a rabbit perched on his shoulder, just like in the icon, but this one doesn't talk.]

...Huh.

[bitemenerdboy]

Are you gonna stand there like a slack-jawed idiot all day, or are you gonna open this cage?

[windmill]

You talked.

Fuck, I smoked too much weed this morning.

[bitemenerdboy]

[Mental image: Bun-bun holding your brain while next to your decapitated body, saying "This is your brain on drugs."]

Heh.

Stoned or not, I'm still talking.

[couldbeeeepthem]

[So there's a girl dressed all in black, staring intently at you, holding her own rabbit, a cream colored one called Aphrodite. Yes, it's a girl.

This is the last family member. Just. Staring. at you.]

[bitemenerdboy]

What?

[couldbeeeepthem]

Welcome to our home.

[bitemenerdboy]

I'd rather be approximately anywhere else in the universe.