OOC: LOG Dino Cavallone and Hibari Kyoya
Who: Dinoeverdashing and Hibari bitendency
What: Originated from this thread. They go to Mcdonalds.
When: August 10th
Where: Mcdonalds
Why: Because we suck. And I hate Doro so much, I JUST HAD TO LOG WITH HER. THAT IS THE LOGIC OF THE WORLD.
Warnings: Ice-cream, ketchup, biting, hand-holding, BLOOD and fighting. ALSO, MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF GAY.
Hibari: *Pushes the door open, then twitches slightly at the sight* ......It's crowded. *hand slowly descends to grab a hold of his tonfa* There shouldn't be a crowd at this time......
Dino: *Enters right after Hibari* Don't do anything rash Kyoya... *motions to Romario behind him and suddenly his men do the Mafia Intimidation Thing to get all the cutomers out of the way*
Hibari: Your men still make a crowd..... *hands not leaving tonfa ;stares at Dino CLEARLY expecting him to tell his men to gtfo*
Dino: *laughs* Right.. um, guys? *grins embarrassedly at his men but they know what to do and they filter out* There, now what d'ya wanna eat?
Hibari: You know what I came for. *hands release tonfas; lightly strolls to the counter as if everything is perfectly normal* *points at the chart* Hamburgers. Hurry, I'm more irritable when hungry.
Dino: Okay, okay~ *is now ordering the food, getting himself ice cream yay* And.. don't mess it up. *winks at cashier while shoving over more bills than needed*
Hibari: *stares down the cashier, because if she messes up EVERYONE WILL DIE* Hm. *tapping, tapping, tapping; tapping slowly turns into a grinding of fingers against the table counter* Why am I still waiting? *it has only been like 5 minutes okwtf*
Cashier: *starts crying*
Hibari: *STARES her down more* You cry, yet you do not do anything about it?
Cashier: *STILL CRYING* oh.. ok *runs off to the back and now all you can hear is her SCREAMING at them IN TERROR to hurry up*
Dino: Poor girl...
Hibari: Serves her right. *smirks a little, then remembers that he is HUNGRY LE GASP and scowls again*
Cashier: *runs over to the counter with the food on a tray* H-here y-you go.. Enjoy your m-m-meal...*sob, hiccup, etc*
Dino: REALLY sorry about that *smiles apologetically at the cashier, and hands her a few more bills just cuz* *takes tray*
Hibari: Heh. *the smirk is back* Herbivores shouldn't be working in an eatery that serves meat. *strolls down and sits, crossing his legs to make himself comfortable*
Dino: *brings food over to where Hibari's sitting and then sits across from him* Here. *grins and picks up a few fries and dips them in (more like smushes them in) his ice cream*
Hibari: *looks up at Dino, who is enjoying his fries* *twitches a little because he cannot eat in peace when nobody is suffering in a 6-metre radius* I don't like the way you eat. *LIGHTNING SWIPE! and the fries in Dino's hand are gone* Hm. *smirks, eating it himself*
Dino: *smushes fries-less fingers into ice cream* Wait... Hey! *tries to frown but ends up laughing* You have your own fries, you know! * hand is covered in ice cream now but doesn't seem to mind*
Hibari: Yours taste better. *takes more of Dino's fries* And if you touch me with that dirty hand, I'll bite you dead.
Dino: I think they're pretty much the same... It's just ice cream, Kyoya! *absentmindedly licks fingers off*
Hibari: Don't do that. It's disgusting. *flings a napkin* *also, Dino's entire packet of fries appear to be in Hibari's side of the table now. OH I WONDER WHY.*
Dino: *gets the napkin that was flinged w/e* Didn't know that bugged you, ahaha, sorry! *now wiping down hand* You, uh.. like ketchup, Kyoya? *kinda missing his ketchup*
Hibari: Is there something wrong with liking ketchup? *glares defensively, only stopping to glance down and drown his burger in ketchup for a moment*
Dino: Oh, none at all! None.. at...*stares at Hibari as he drowns his burger* all..... That's.. a lot of ketchup.
Hibari: It's not enough. *completely overlooks the fact that the entire burger is RED and stuff* Get me somemore. Now.
Dino: *SIGHS and gets up to get more, mumbling to himself about how Kyoya's one weird kid and not wanting to get bitten today* *of course HIBARI CAN'T HEAR THIS since he's off somewhere else and stuff*
*comes back with fumbling handfuls of ketchup packets* That enough?
Hibari: Hm. Yes. *smiles, satisfied, then proceeds to drown his burger until the poor thing is unrecognizable in all the red gook. Some of it ends up on his hands and it, combining with Hibari's expression, scares the people around them shitless*
Dino: *completely oblivious to Hibari's muderous fast food intent and eats the few unstolen fries he has left* You don't look like one who would eat much, you know?
Hibari: I don't gain weight. *raises eyebrow, then continues eating* Why does this matter to you.
Dino: Oh, it just.. came to mind, I guess *swirls his last fry in ice cream (SUCCESSFULLY THIS TIME)* You're kinda really skinny.
Hibari: *is SADISTICALLY elated at the fact that Dino had no more fries. Rests his chin on his hands and continues eating Dino's fries* I prefer to be skinny.
Dino: Well, that's good... *QUIETLY MOURNS FRIES* Ah, here, *holds ice cream cone in front of Hibari's mouth* you want some? *smiles brightly*
Hibari: *looks at ice-cream suspiciously, as if checking for poison, then softens his gaze because Dino was too much a herbivore to poison him anyway.* Hm. *looks down at his hands, smeared with ketchup. Holding the cone with them would mean mixing ketchup with ice-cream, which is A SIN. He decides to just eat off Dino's hand.* Stop wobbling it or I'll kill you. *grabs Dino's hand and grips it to keep the cone still, digs his nails into it as a threat*
Dino: *slight wince as he feels Hibari's nails pierce his skin* Like it, Kyoya? *big, stupid grin*
Hibari: *digs his nails deeper as he tries to muster out agreement. Mildly painful meant Yes, excruciatingly painful meant No.* *eats and doesn't say anything.*
Dino: *of course, Dino does not understand this language of pain so it just means NO either way* ...Not quite to your tastes? *starts pulling away the cone*
Hibari: Mm!! *other hand, magically not covered in ketchup via the powers of the modern napkin, intervenes, grabbing the cone in protest. However, the pressure applied on the cone was too strong, and in a freak accident, the fragile thing breaks, dirtying the last stack of napkins that were conveniently below it* I'll bite you dead for this. *stares at hands, both now dirty :( *
Dino: *goes a bit wide-eyed at the mess that's mostly in his fist now* So.... I'm gonna guess you liked it. *grabs one of Hibari's hands with his own free one* And you've also pretty much managed to take all my food away. *brings Hibari's hand up to his mouth and run his tongue across a finger* There's barely anything left.
Hibari: *twitches* What are you doing.....?
Dino: *hasn't let go of Hibari's hand yet* Hm....? OH.*slow realisation of what he's just done ogod* Uh. *starting to get a bit red* I-I don't know! Um.
Hibari: Why....did you suddenly do that? *staaaares at captive hand, other hand reaching for tonfa ever so slowly*
Dino: It's.. hard to resist ice cream? *laughs nervously* Um.. *other hands darts out for Hibari's about-to-tonfa hand, he pulls them both together to the middle of the table. Dino looks up at Hibari with an embarrassed smile* Sorry???
Hibari: *stares at the questionable state of their hands, only glancing upwards to say, "You can apologise with your life."* *takes one Dino's fingers and digs his fingersnails into them again for emphaaaasis*
Dino: *SQUEEZES their hands, not really noticing anything questionable about it except that it's Really Sticky now* Can't I do something that's not going to get me in mortal peril for once?
Hibari: *twitches* No. Even the sound of your breathing makes me want to bite you to death. *tries to free his hands and reach for his tonfa, but Dino has a surprisingly strong grip*
Dino: Look, I'm sorry, okay? *kinda waving their hands now, slightly, since he needs to talk with his hands in SOME WAY* I don't know what came over me... Did I weird you out?
Hibari: *ignores everything Dino says*......Hm..*another tug at their hands turns out futile once more* *looks up and pulls out his worst glare* Let go.
Dino: *Eyes are GLARE-REFLECTIVE urhurrhurr it doesn't work* I didn't do much anyway, you know.
Hibari: Enough to warrant a biting to death. *Glares haaaarder* Why are you still holding onto my hands....?
Dino: *NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU(R HANDS) UP* Because you're going to hit me, obviously.
Hibari: *kicks Dino's shin from below* I can still hit you, hands or not.
Dino: Ow!! *grimaces, grip loosening slighty* I'd really rather you didn't. *goes to fold his legs underneath him on the seat*
Hibari: What you'd rather I'd do and not are not a concern of mine. *manuevers his body upwards* My only concern right now......*lands a knee on the table, then another knee, his legs not touching the ground now*....is biting you to death. *Jumps forward; teeth bared; hands still restrained but off the table, for starters. (Actual biting was always his last resort).*
Dino: Ah.. *OFUCK* HEYWAITNO *has insane boy on him, kinda flailing now ogod, but not letting go of the hands yet*
Hibari: *sees how stubborn Dino is* Still not letting go? *with all his power, he pulls their joined hands towards him and sinks his teeth into Dino's wrist, only releasing after he drew blood -and even then, he only released to lick the blood off, savouring*
Dino: A-ah.. *TRYING to not show any signs of pain but ow* Kyoya... *is also TRYING not to stare at Vampire-san but IT'S KINDA HARD* I really didn't want to make a scene here but.. *proceeds to switch their positions, pulling them both to the ground*
Hibari: Get off me. I'll bite you harder. *knees Dino in the stomach, enraged by the position they are in* I'll bite you at the place that bleeds the most.
Dino: *breathless a bit, frowns down at him* Stop it, Kyoya. *adjust himselfs so he's pinning as much of Hibari as he can* Please. People are staring.
Hibari: *with what mobility he is granted, he pushes himself upwards at Dino's shoulder level. Once again, he sinks his teeth into Dino's flesh -the neck, this time- and draws as much blood as possible* Tell them it's ketchup.
*smirks, with red smeared across his lips* You can let go now. I'm satisfied.
Dino: *stiffens as he's bitten again, and let's out a small groan* ...You're such a pain. *he moves his body so their faces are level now and lightly knocks their foreheads together* Are you sure? I don't want you to attack me when I let go.
Hibari: Don't get so close to me. Also, I'm tired. I won't *leans back and rests his eyes, genuienly tired*. Not right now, anyway.
Dino: ...Alright, Kyoya. *leans up from the ground and slowly gets up and off Hibari, letting one hand go and another still holding onto one of Hibari's to help him up*
Hibari: Hm. *swats off the hand, because he can get up by himself* *cleans himself up and looks at all the people staring at them* I can't stand this much attention. We're leaving.
Dino: *laughs as his had is swatted away* Right, of course. *goes over to the exit and holds the door open for Hibari* Vampires, first~
Hibari: Tch. *walks out, annoyed by the chivalry, and elbows Dino in the gut midway*
Dino: Oof! *and off they go, into the sunset! with sticky hands!*
What: Originated from this thread. They go to Mcdonalds.
When: August 10th
Where: Mcdonalds
Why: Because we suck. And I hate Doro so much, I JUST HAD TO LOG WITH HER. THAT IS THE LOGIC OF THE WORLD.
Warnings: Ice-cream, ketchup, biting, hand-holding, BLOOD and fighting. ALSO, MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF GAY.
Hibari: *Pushes the door open, then twitches slightly at the sight* ......It's crowded. *hand slowly descends to grab a hold of his tonfa* There shouldn't be a crowd at this time......
Dino: *Enters right after Hibari* Don't do anything rash Kyoya... *motions to Romario behind him and suddenly his men do the Mafia Intimidation Thing to get all the cutomers out of the way*
Hibari: Your men still make a crowd..... *hands not leaving tonfa ;stares at Dino CLEARLY expecting him to tell his men to gtfo*
Dino: *laughs* Right.. um, guys? *grins embarrassedly at his men but they know what to do and they filter out* There, now what d'ya wanna eat?
Hibari: You know what I came for. *hands release tonfas; lightly strolls to the counter as if everything is perfectly normal* *points at the chart* Hamburgers. Hurry, I'm more irritable when hungry.
Dino: Okay, okay~ *is now ordering the food, getting himself ice cream yay* And.. don't mess it up. *winks at cashier while shoving over more bills than needed*
Hibari: *stares down the cashier, because if she messes up EVERYONE WILL DIE* Hm. *tapping, tapping, tapping; tapping slowly turns into a grinding of fingers against the table counter* Why am I still waiting? *it has only been like 5 minutes okwtf*
Cashier: *starts crying*
Hibari: *STARES her down more* You cry, yet you do not do anything about it?
Cashier: *STILL CRYING* oh.. ok *runs off to the back and now all you can hear is her SCREAMING at them IN TERROR to hurry up*
Dino: Poor girl...
Hibari: Serves her right. *smirks a little, then remembers that he is HUNGRY LE GASP and scowls again*
Cashier: *runs over to the counter with the food on a tray* H-here y-you go.. Enjoy your m-m-meal...*sob, hiccup, etc*
Dino: REALLY sorry about that *smiles apologetically at the cashier, and hands her a few more bills just cuz* *takes tray*
Hibari: Heh. *the smirk is back* Herbivores shouldn't be working in an eatery that serves meat. *strolls down and sits, crossing his legs to make himself comfortable*
Dino: *brings food over to where Hibari's sitting and then sits across from him* Here. *grins and picks up a few fries and dips them in (more like smushes them in) his ice cream*
Hibari: *looks up at Dino, who is enjoying his fries* *twitches a little because he cannot eat in peace when nobody is suffering in a 6-metre radius* I don't like the way you eat. *LIGHTNING SWIPE! and the fries in Dino's hand are gone* Hm. *smirks, eating it himself*
Dino: *smushes fries-less fingers into ice cream* Wait... Hey! *tries to frown but ends up laughing* You have your own fries, you know! * hand is covered in ice cream now but doesn't seem to mind*
Hibari: Yours taste better. *takes more of Dino's fries* And if you touch me with that dirty hand, I'll bite you dead.
Dino: I think they're pretty much the same... It's just ice cream, Kyoya! *absentmindedly licks fingers off*
Hibari: Don't do that. It's disgusting. *flings a napkin* *also, Dino's entire packet of fries appear to be in Hibari's side of the table now. OH I WONDER WHY.*
Dino: *gets the napkin that was flinged w/e* Didn't know that bugged you, ahaha, sorry! *now wiping down hand* You, uh.. like ketchup, Kyoya? *kinda missing his ketchup*
Hibari: Is there something wrong with liking ketchup? *glares defensively, only stopping to glance down and drown his burger in ketchup for a moment*
Dino: Oh, none at all! None.. at...*stares at Hibari as he drowns his burger* all..... That's.. a lot of ketchup.
Hibari: It's not enough. *completely overlooks the fact that the entire burger is RED and stuff* Get me somemore. Now.
Dino: *SIGHS and gets up to get more, mumbling to himself about how Kyoya's one weird kid and not wanting to get bitten today* *of course HIBARI CAN'T HEAR THIS since he's off somewhere else and stuff*
*comes back with fumbling handfuls of ketchup packets* That enough?
Hibari: Hm. Yes. *smiles, satisfied, then proceeds to drown his burger until the poor thing is unrecognizable in all the red gook. Some of it ends up on his hands and it, combining with Hibari's expression, scares the people around them shitless*
Dino: *completely oblivious to Hibari's muderous fast food intent and eats the few unstolen fries he has left* You don't look like one who would eat much, you know?
Hibari: I don't gain weight. *raises eyebrow, then continues eating* Why does this matter to you.
Dino: Oh, it just.. came to mind, I guess *swirls his last fry in ice cream (SUCCESSFULLY THIS TIME)* You're kinda really skinny.
Hibari: *is SADISTICALLY elated at the fact that Dino had no more fries. Rests his chin on his hands and continues eating Dino's fries* I prefer to be skinny.
Dino: Well, that's good... *QUIETLY MOURNS FRIES* Ah, here, *holds ice cream cone in front of Hibari's mouth* you want some? *smiles brightly*
Hibari: *looks at ice-cream suspiciously, as if checking for poison, then softens his gaze because Dino was too much a herbivore to poison him anyway.* Hm. *looks down at his hands, smeared with ketchup. Holding the cone with them would mean mixing ketchup with ice-cream, which is A SIN. He decides to just eat off Dino's hand.* Stop wobbling it or I'll kill you. *grabs Dino's hand and grips it to keep the cone still, digs his nails into it as a threat*
Dino: *slight wince as he feels Hibari's nails pierce his skin* Like it, Kyoya? *big, stupid grin*
Hibari: *digs his nails deeper as he tries to muster out agreement. Mildly painful meant Yes, excruciatingly painful meant No.* *eats and doesn't say anything.*
Dino: *of course, Dino does not understand this language of pain so it just means NO either way* ...Not quite to your tastes? *starts pulling away the cone*
Hibari: Mm!! *other hand, magically not covered in ketchup via the powers of the modern napkin, intervenes, grabbing the cone in protest. However, the pressure applied on the cone was too strong, and in a freak accident, the fragile thing breaks, dirtying the last stack of napkins that were conveniently below it* I'll bite you dead for this. *stares at hands, both now dirty :( *
Dino: *goes a bit wide-eyed at the mess that's mostly in his fist now* So.... I'm gonna guess you liked it. *grabs one of Hibari's hands with his own free one* And you've also pretty much managed to take all my food away. *brings Hibari's hand up to his mouth and run his tongue across a finger* There's barely anything left.
Hibari: *twitches* What are you doing.....?
Dino: *hasn't let go of Hibari's hand yet* Hm....? OH.*slow realisation of what he's just done ogod* Uh. *starting to get a bit red* I-I don't know! Um.
Hibari: Why....did you suddenly do that? *staaaares at captive hand, other hand reaching for tonfa ever so slowly*
Dino: It's.. hard to resist ice cream? *laughs nervously* Um.. *other hands darts out for Hibari's about-to-tonfa hand, he pulls them both together to the middle of the table. Dino looks up at Hibari with an embarrassed smile* Sorry???
Hibari: *stares at the questionable state of their hands, only glancing upwards to say, "You can apologise with your life."* *takes one Dino's fingers and digs his fingersnails into them again for emphaaaasis*
Dino: *SQUEEZES their hands, not really noticing anything questionable about it except that it's Really Sticky now* Can't I do something that's not going to get me in mortal peril for once?
Hibari: *twitches* No. Even the sound of your breathing makes me want to bite you to death. *tries to free his hands and reach for his tonfa, but Dino has a surprisingly strong grip*
Dino: Look, I'm sorry, okay? *kinda waving their hands now, slightly, since he needs to talk with his hands in SOME WAY* I don't know what came over me... Did I weird you out?
Hibari: *ignores everything Dino says*......Hm..*another tug at their hands turns out futile once more* *looks up and pulls out his worst glare* Let go.
Dino: *Eyes are GLARE-REFLECTIVE urhurrhurr it doesn't work* I didn't do much anyway, you know.
Hibari: Enough to warrant a biting to death. *Glares haaaarder* Why are you still holding onto my hands....?
Dino: *NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU(R HANDS) UP* Because you're going to hit me, obviously.
Hibari: *kicks Dino's shin from below* I can still hit you, hands or not.
Dino: Ow!! *grimaces, grip loosening slighty* I'd really rather you didn't. *goes to fold his legs underneath him on the seat*
Hibari: What you'd rather I'd do and not are not a concern of mine. *manuevers his body upwards* My only concern right now......*lands a knee on the table, then another knee, his legs not touching the ground now*....is biting you to death. *Jumps forward; teeth bared; hands still restrained but off the table, for starters. (Actual biting was always his last resort).*
Dino: Ah.. *OFUCK* HEYWAITNO *has insane boy on him, kinda flailing now ogod, but not letting go of the hands yet*
Hibari: *sees how stubborn Dino is* Still not letting go? *with all his power, he pulls their joined hands towards him and sinks his teeth into Dino's wrist, only releasing after he drew blood -and even then, he only released to lick the blood off, savouring*
Dino: A-ah.. *TRYING to not show any signs of pain but ow* Kyoya... *is also TRYING not to stare at Vampire-san but IT'S KINDA HARD* I really didn't want to make a scene here but.. *proceeds to switch their positions, pulling them both to the ground*
Hibari: Get off me. I'll bite you harder. *knees Dino in the stomach, enraged by the position they are in* I'll bite you at the place that bleeds the most.
Dino: *breathless a bit, frowns down at him* Stop it, Kyoya. *adjust himselfs so he's pinning as much of Hibari as he can* Please. People are staring.
Hibari: *with what mobility he is granted, he pushes himself upwards at Dino's shoulder level. Once again, he sinks his teeth into Dino's flesh -the neck, this time- and draws as much blood as possible* Tell them it's ketchup.
*smirks, with red smeared across his lips* You can let go now. I'm satisfied.
Dino: *stiffens as he's bitten again, and let's out a small groan* ...You're such a pain. *he moves his body so their faces are level now and lightly knocks their foreheads together* Are you sure? I don't want you to attack me when I let go.
Hibari: Don't get so close to me. Also, I'm tired. I won't *leans back and rests his eyes, genuienly tired*. Not right now, anyway.
Dino: ...Alright, Kyoya. *leans up from the ground and slowly gets up and off Hibari, letting one hand go and another still holding onto one of Hibari's to help him up*
Hibari: Hm. *swats off the hand, because he can get up by himself* *cleans himself up and looks at all the people staring at them* I can't stand this much attention. We're leaving.
Dino: *laughs as his had is swatted away* Right, of course. *goes over to the exit and holds the door open for Hibari* Vampires, first~
Hibari: Tch. *walks out, annoyed by the chivalry, and elbows Dino in the gut midway*
Dino: Oof! *and off they go, into the sunset! with sticky hands!*