Entry.
I tire of all your antics, and your weak usage of 'ignorance' to excuse those irresponsible deeds. Order must be handed out.
As such, here, I have prepared a set of rules that all of you will follow. I will not entertain petty objection.
The Namimori Middle School Brawl Rules
1.There will be no posts about these vile 'Pokemon' from here on.
2.Irregularly-shaped eyebrows are to be reshaped with masking tape.Excruciating pain is mandatory. No other method is allowed.
3.No usage of hearts or tildes.
4.None of this dreaded 'truth or dare'.
5.No glittery or large text unless the attention you attempt to draw is necessary.
6.No flirting. It is disgusting.
7.None of these herbivorous, incoherent keysmashes. You know who you are.
8.No facial hair or hair in any other questionable places.
9.No mistreatment of birds of any kind.
10.No posting about your drunken endeavors.
11.No herding together and flooding the friendslists with your posts.
12.No genderbending.
13.No irregular laughs. Or sounds.
14.All brawlers are to acknowledge birds as the superior animal species.
15.All brawlers are to learn this song.
16.No misinterpretation of the phrase 'bite to death'.
17.No 'biffles'.
18.No mention of The Game.
19.No usage of inappropriate icons.
20.No shenanigans.
21.No getting pregnant, should you be male. No posting about it or writing about it.
22.No purple sweaters. You will all shun mizukinfunfu.
23.No Dino Cavallones.
All who do not comply will receive a swift biting to death. There is a way to travel panfandom. More will be added if any of you should choose the dangerous option of annoying me in this entry.
As such, here, I have prepared a set of rules that all of you will follow. I will not entertain petty objection.
The Namimori Middle School Brawl Rules
1.There will be no posts about these vile 'Pokemon' from here on.
2.Irregularly-shaped eyebrows are to be reshaped with masking tape.Excruciating pain is mandatory. No other method is allowed.
3.No usage of hearts or tildes.
4.None of this dreaded 'truth or dare'.
5.No glittery or large text unless the attention you attempt to draw is necessary.
6.No flirting. It is disgusting.
7.None of these herbivorous, incoherent keysmashes. You know who you are.
8.No facial hair or hair in any other questionable places.
9.No mistreatment of birds of any kind.
10.No posting about your drunken endeavors.
11.No herding together and flooding the friendslists with your posts.
12.No genderbending.
13.No irregular laughs. Or sounds.
14.All brawlers are to acknowledge birds as the superior animal species.
15.All brawlers are to learn this song.
16.No misinterpretation of the phrase 'bite to death'.
17.No 'biffles'.
18.No mention of The Game.
19.No usage of inappropriate icons.
20.No shenanigans.
21.No getting pregnant, should you be male. No posting about it or writing about it.
22.No purple sweaters. You will all shun mizukinfunfu.
23.No Dino Cavallones.
All who do not comply will receive a swift biting to death. There is a way to travel panfandom. More will be added if any of you should choose the dangerous option of annoying me in this entry.