► six → audio。

[bitesvampires]

[When the audio clicks on, there’s a lengthy silence interrupted only by the sound of shuffling. Usually, Will would opt to broadcast as video, but he’s not the happiest of people as of right now, and it’s somewhat evident in the tone of his voice - along, naturally, with a hint of disgust.]

I can’t say much for the postal service here. [A beat.]

Comments

[bedsidemanners]

You're taking this rather well.

[bitesvampires]

I've had a little while to come to terms with unwelcome gifts in the post. Broadcasting this wasn't my first reaction, rest assured.

[comment not really here]

[withloadedguns]

[You're welcome. (A job's a job, even if it's delivering things.)]

[also not here]

[bitesvampires]

[Will has absolutely no thanks to send your way.]

[cold_dry_pieces]

How distressing.

[bitesvampires]

It is, rather. I'm glad you're appropriately troubled by my plight.

[cold_dry_pieces]

If most people aren't, it just goes to show how jaded the City makes us.

[whattingawhat]

[This sounds a bit familiar and frankly it scares the crap out of Buffy.]

You got a heart in the mail? Is it human?

[bitesvampires]

I can't say I've ever studied hearts in any great detail. Does it matter? I didn't ask for it.

[whattingawhat]

I'm not vegetarian so if someone is killing cows, sheep or pigs in order to get the hearts, that's weird but not my concern. People kind of more worrisome.

voice;

[steadyflame]

Really, Will. Since when have you been easy to please?