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[bitingnightmare]

Kids are fucking annoying.

They're hungry. They ask questions. And they don't shut up.

What the hell do I do with it?

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[eduronox]

Spell their mouths shut.

[bitingnightmare]

Spell? Sew I can do, but spell?

[eduronox]

... Duct tape, then.

[bitingnightmare]

That's a little kinky.

[i_themagician]

You could play the 'who can be quiet the longest' game!

[bitingnightmare]

Are you participating?

[i_themagician]

[warped_inside]

Hmm...

No horror movies today, Cori?

[bitingnightmare]

Children of the Corn or Pet Sematary would be nice.

[warped_inside]

You know you'll be checking under the bed for zombie pets come night, yeah?

[bitingnightmare]

No. We have a goldfish. It stays in the bowl.

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[bohica_apu]

...

You said one a' th' words momma doesn't like daddy t' use 'cos she says th' walls have ears but she means me so that's dumb to say.

Momma says usin' prof- profanities is common an' it don't reflect well on anyone's learnin'.

Also, ain't an 'it', I'm a little girl. An' maybe boys are 'its', but callin' all kids 'it' isn't nice.

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[bitingnightmare]

I guess I'm just too fucking cool for school, kid.

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[bohica_apu]

...

You said it again.

*she sounds scandalized, but somewhat pleased*

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[bitingnightmare]

Yeah. Do you want to make something of it?

[bitingnightmare]

You're damn right I did.

[bitingnightmare]

Make me.