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[bitingnightmare]

[Click click.]

[Crackling static.]

[Cryptic and distorted voice.]

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[shall_yield_us]

Games, is that the way of it ~ ?

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[bitingnightmare]

Hello? You're shit out of luck, I'm booked till New Years.

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[shall_yield_us]

Thank El Above then that Christmas is dedicated to divine service.

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[bitingnightmare]

Do you always suck this hard? No wonder God's a woman these days.

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[playstheblues]

Cori! Your message is scaring people!

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[bitingnightmare]

Oh. HEY BLUE.

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[playstheblues]

I'm out shopping, do we have ingredients for waffles? And a strawberry-raspberry sauce?

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[bitingnightmare]

You too?

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[therippling]

[beep... beep... crash stfu she hates this technology shit]

Coooooriiiiinnnnthiiiiaaaaaaan.

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[bitingnightmare]

[Wtf. Staring at phone. Then scary voice.]

Do you like scary movies?

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[therippling]

[giggling, the sound of metal sharpening]

I don't watch movies.

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[bitingnightmare]

[sound of imitation giggling]

You should.

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[venomouselle]

Ha fucking ha.

What is the name of that one movie with the razor wire room?

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[bitingnightmare]

Suspiria.

Head severed by a sheet of glass. Name the film.

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[venomouselle]

Mmm. You think they have that at the regular video store? I want to put it into one of Mickey's movie cases. To see what happens.

Got anything worse?

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[bitingnightmare]

If we're talking Mickey, the bastard needs I Spit On Your Grave.

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[cryogenically]

Is this the pizza place?

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[bitingnightmare]

What.

[bitingnightmare]

The fuck.

[bitingnightmare]

Listen shithead.