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[bitingnightmare]

You know I've been here for two whole fucking years and a week? I can count every single one of them

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[dark_butler]

What's your kink?

Guess.

[bitingnightmare]

Will I get a prize if I get it right?

[dark_butler]

I'm in no position to bestow gifts at this time.

[bitingnightmare]

You'd be lucky if your kink was dropping the soap.

[glock30]

Counting your losses?

[bitingnightmare]

Counting my cards.

[glock30]

You have a shitty poker face.

[bitingnightmare]

Do not.

[darkest0knight]

...How come the vortex is in that list?

[bitingnightmare]

Why do you think.

[darkest0knight]

'Cause you're playing a really sick joke?

[bitingnightmare]

It's not a joke.

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[bangyoudead]

You shouldn' be so hard on de doc, mon ami, he's a bit hard up, no?

An' it's girls who can kill me.

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[bitingnightmare]

He's probably not even jerking off once a week. Pity.

You're the new guy.

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[bangyoudead]

Somebody should explain de health benefits.

You're de pale guy.

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[bitingnightmare]

Why don't you?

The Corinthian.

[handsomejack]

Sports equipment, red hats, cheating at naked hide and seek ...

Wait, did you mean just one?

[bitingnightmare]

Wait. Red hats?

[handsomejack]

Red UNIT caps. Their guards wear them.

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Guards, prisoners ... that kinda thing?

[bitingnightmare]

I'm disappointed they kept me in solitary.