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bitingnightmare

Dec 01, 2008 18:00

Are there any of you I can't pick up at a fucking K Mart?

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handsomejack December 2 2008, 02:47:46 UTC

Depends how good your pick up line is.

bitingnightmare December 2 2008, 02:51:07 UTC

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

handsomejack December 2 2008, 02:56:17 UTC

That's a good one, nice use of an every day pick up place, the grocery store or a mega Tescos.

bitingnightmare December 2 2008, 02:58:57 UTC

Still classier than a KMart.

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ntrlbrnkiller December 2 2008, 02:58:51 UTC

Yes.

bitingnightmare December 2 2008, 02:59:22 UTC

Crack corners don't count.

ntrlbrnkiller December 2 2008, 03:02:12 UTC

I ain't affected, asshole.

...And I only did crack in prison.

bitingnightmare December 2 2008, 03:04:02 UTC

Cell blocks don't count either.

Thread 15

Too crabby to be a toy playstheblues December 2 2008, 05:15:50 UTC

...I'm not.

[He's got a blanket over him, and he's sitting on the end of the sofa. The TV is on]

Too crabby to be a toy bitingnightmare December 2 2008, 05:17:40 UTC

I can see that.

[Strrrreeeeeetch nightmare, then getting up to join Blue.]

Too crabby to be a toy playstheblues December 2 2008, 05:18:45 UTC

Are you having fun making fun of people?

[There's no humor but no nastiness in that question. Gordon Ramsey's on TV.]

Too crabby to be a toy bitingnightmare December 2 2008, 05:27:24 UTC

Always.

[See this bright grin? Ramsey is enough to compensate for any lack of crank on Blue's part.]

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venomouselle December 2 2008, 06:40:29 UTC

You can pick up dildos at K-Mart?

bitingnightmare December 2 2008, 06:57:18 UTC

With some creativity, I bet.

venomouselle December 2 2008, 07:04:50 UTC

Fucking gross. Literally. It's bad enough that someone would buy something from there.