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[bitofpixiedust]

FIVE THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM JAPAN

1. While drunk, all behavior is socially acceptable.
This includes:

• Men peeing on parked vehicles
• Men peeing into rivers
• Men peeing on street corners

Really, this type of behavior is best summed up in Senpai's words: 「どこでもトイレ」or "Everywhere is a toilet."

• Hitting on foreign girls on subways
• Hitting

Comments

[tinyangl]

LOL i completely just died laughing as i read this. as;dlfkjasjfas very very hilarious and extremely educational. I feel like i lack knowledge especially in this seasons thing. i need to go to japan to experience it properly.

[bitofpixiedust]

ahaha thank you. and yes, you do! come!

hey i'm gonna see mako tomorrow! i'll be sure to tell her mika-san says hi! :DD

[fishings]

Oh my. @___@ This was entertaining to read. ;) I'm considering adding it to my memories or something.

[bitofpixiedust]

audrie!! you're so nice!! haha

when are you coming to japan?? you should!

[xswindz]

Sounds like a fantastic place to be in *wistful*

[bitofpixiedust]

it really is! :DD

[tsunayoshi]

I started reading this while drinking tea, and どこでもトイレ made said tea go up my nose.

[tsunayoshi]

Also, this "SEASONS" thing is still new and fascinating to me.

[bitofpixiedust]

right?? oh senpai <3

[augustfai]

I nodded throughout this whole post. DAMN STRAIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING (excuse my gangster, it comes and goes). Especially the drinking thing...though I did know one guy who made a bowel movement in public.

On the flatbed of a sushi truck.

Uh, yeah, he got arrested.

Also, yes. Japanese seasons > everyone else's seasons. No competition.

[bitofpixiedust]

LOL now that i have not seen! i'll be sure to keep my eyes open...or not. haha