oh, sure... why not...

[bitslapper]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what

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You asked for it ;-)

[wail_o_years]

Now Jason, how you could you forget that one night we had that long passionate make out session. Followed by the sweetest love-making I'd ever had; so much so that I cried for the beauty of it. And then we lay cuddled up until the sunlight just began to drift into the room.

Re: You asked for it ;-)

[bitslapper]

how could i forget? i blame the roofies.

Re: You asked for it ;-)

[wail_o_years]

HEY! I thought you said it was my masculine wiles that seduced you!

Re: You asked for it ;-)

[bitslapper]

that was AFTER you drugged me.

Oh what a night....

[afineline]

How could I have known that you were close friends with Sean Connery? The night you introduced the two of us, he read Shakespeare to me....

And then he ran off with you, you sneaky twerp.

Re: Oh what a night....

[wail_o_years]

heh, why have the two first stories both involve Gloege and gay sex.....

*Begans cackling maniacally*

Re: Oh what a night....

[afineline]

well, I didn't want to write of our vacation taking on lucrative red snapper fishing in China. Just wanted to keep that between us. But, since you left with Sean, :P

Re: Oh what a night....

[bitslapper]

huh huh huh... you said "snapper"... huh huh huh...

[kraftygal]

That one night, before anyone knew that we even knew each other. We had a threesome with that girl from the strip club and then got new tattoos where noone, not anyone else would ever see them... Oh! What a night.

[bitslapper]

well, i would've *sworn* that nobody would ever see them, but then i had to get that proctological exam...

*facepalm*

that stripper was hot, though... and i didn't realize you were that flexible!

[kraftygal]

Oh! The nipple rings!
Remember the nipple rings?!

[bitslapper]

how could i forget... i practically cracked a tooth on yours when she did that little move and you jumped...

[walkinthewilds]

Remember that time we took a trip down to the Amazon and our guide ditched us in the rain forrest? That jungle tribe came out of nowhere and captured us. I thought we were goners when they tied us to those spits and were getting that huge bonfire ready to roast us over. I finally managed to slip one of my hands out of the ropes and we got free. We would have gotten away without any trouble if we hadn't spotted that cute girl tied up on the stone altar as a virgin sacrifice to that giant snake. You insisted that we had to save her, but I didn't realize you intended to make her unqualified for the job. The tribe was pissed. Then you untied her and the three of us ran through the jungle for three days before we lost them. I didn't think that rope bridge over the canyon was going to hold, but we actually made it. Aside from the occasional mishap, like the jaguars and crocodiles, we finally found that old guy that owned the half broken down bus on the outskirts of the forrest and made it back to town. That was a great trip!

[bitslapper]

how was i supposed to know that they'd wanna kill her even if she weren't a virgin?!? and did you *see* the size of that snake? thank goodness the big ones are slower, or we'd *still* be digesting there... oy.

how's it going out there, man?

[msanborn]

Do you remember when we had Starbucks and then took the hot barista home and did wild and interesting things to them? *grin*

[bitslapper]

. o O ( see, if you had included my local coffee shop, and not the S-word, i'd be totally all about that... 'cause a couple of the baristas at my place are HAWT... that and i'm not a huge starbucks fan... )

[msanborn]

I don't know your local coffee shop by name.

brat :D

[bitslapper]

bean traders, baybee... mmmm... love the days that they roast in-house...