i'm not dead... but my eyes might be...

[bitslapper]

i officially hate my eyes today... i went to the trouble of getting out my glasses, because i haven't been sleeping as much as i ought to, and when i popped open the case, one of the lenses fell out

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[djoyusone]

"using a bent staple as a screwdriver"

I'll just call you MacGiver.

[bitslapper]

hey, i tried first to see if anyone had a real one, but was unable to find one... so, whatcha gonna do?

[grover173]

Jason's getting o-old, Jason's getting o-old, nyah nyah nyah boo-boo...

[bitslapper]

*looks at your profile*
shut it, older-than-me-boy! i'm doin' *just* fine... :P

how's life?

[grover173]

i dunno, it sounds like you're falling apart to me. ;)

life's ok. could be better, could be worse...

[unipride]

hey jason! :p

you will live, they made the progressive lenses for vain people :)

[bitslapper]

oh, i'm sure... but still... :|

how're you doin', girl?