House/Wilson MST

[bittereternity]

House is in his office when Cuddy enters with a relatively thin file.

Cuddy: Congratulations, House. You’ve got yourself another lawsuit and it isn’t even June yet!

House: *smirks* What is it this time? Patient too scared to admit that his life sucks?

Cuddy: For a change, no. 32 year-old mother, complaining about her daughter experiencing

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[haldane]

Or the Readers' Digest Condensed Version:

Wilson: I like House, but I can't say so. I think I'll wank off instead. *wanks*

The End

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... and behind those blue eyes there's more than a thin veil of lies

House: Really? I thought it was the optic nerve

:D

[bittereternity]

Wilson: I like House, but I can't say so. I think I'll wank off instead. *wanks*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!! *calms herself* *fails*
Okay, I laughed for 10 solid minutes after reading that...
That Line? Gold. especially the *wanks* part...

*still laughing*
Lol, thank you so much for reading xD!

[bittereternity]

LOL! I hope your neighbours are still alive and kicking :D

Thanks for liking it, I'm very happy that you did.
I will try to post the second part as soon as I figure out what else Wilson does other than wanking...

Enjoy your break :D!

[xbittersweet89x]

ROFL. That was awesome. I'm laughing so hard my cat's currently looking at me like I'm completely crazy. I don't even want to know what our neighbours are thinking of me, right now. XD

I think I'm becoming addicted to these fics. Bad, very bad. LOL

[bittereternity]

Thanks for liking it xD!
Hope your cat survives the trauma of the bad!fic :P
I'm sure your neighbours will survive too. If they bother you, just shove the bad!fic at them, that should be sufficiently traumatizing.

Addiction to bad!fics = Awesomeness.
Don't worry, you're not the only one :D

[enlee]

So it took Wilson so long to jack off that the shower went from cold to hot to cold again?

Yikes.

That MST was The Awesome. House/Wilson rule 4evah!

[bittereternity]

Yeah, they water these days is teh magic! *rolls eyes*
Glad you liked the MST, of course House/Wilson = Forever...just not in the creepy masturbating!Wilson way
Thanks for reading xD!

[parkermonster]

Ellipsisocarcinoma??? Bwah, hah, hah, hah!!!

You win at life for this; best laugh I've had in ages. I've been known to ... (imitating strange spacing) use an ellipse now and then in my fics, and now I'll never have to worry that I use too many, 'cause, really ... the competition is fierce. I may never use one again, in fact. Ellipsisocarcinoma!!!

Umm, does the author!person know that masturbation is supposed to be pleasurable? And that, if you want people to read your stories about sex acts, they should be ... oh, I don't know ... interesting?

Damn, I already broke my resolution. Oh well...

[bittereternity]

Thanks so much for liking it *grins*
I'm sure you don't have ellipsisocarcinoma, what you have is easily the side-effects of reading a bad, bad, bad!fic.
I think the author!girl really doesn't get the concept of masturbation. I mean, there are so many decent fics out there with good slash...what the hell was she on when she wrote that?
And don't worry, resolutions are meant to be broken :P

[frankincensy]

Wilson: Where have all the damn commas gone?

House: Fulfilling their insane desires, no doubt.

And:

Who's love you?

Cuddy: FreeTranslation, apparently.

:D :D :D

[bittereternity]

Thanks for liking it xD