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I would like to thank Kendra for a great number of the following. And at the bottom, we have the SpecialEdition Tibetan Monks Quotes. Which I got tonight. Hehehe.
Pass it along, ask for others, send in suggestions, smile and love life. I love all y'all. Russell87@earthlink.net
Oh, yeah, somebody forward this to Jason, please! :)
Em
Mr. Hill. "Mohammed, go to the mountain."
Mohammad. "Mr. Hill, why do you always persecute people?"
Mr. Hill. "I'm not persecuting you, Mohammed. I'm not tying you to a stake and burning you, or torturing you, am I? But we could do that."
Mr. Lawson. "Like Martha Steward says, auto-digestion is a good thing."
Mr. Lawson. "Fuzzy men should not wear thongs. I mean it."
Mr. Lawson. "It was shrinkage. Haven't you ever heard of shrinkage?"
Mr. Lawson. "Phil, I would love to kiss your ass."
Mr. Lawson. "I've done lots of hippie theatre and it's like walking behind old people in the mall."
Mr. Lawson. "Meanwhile back in theatre land..."
Mr. Hill. "Lysosomes are interesting creatures that we like to call the suicidal sacks of the cell."
Mrs Lord. "You sexist pig."
Mr Lawson. "Excuse me, ma'am, but I think your butt is eating your underwear."
Alex. "Oh, look, the hooker's here."
Mr Lawson. "You're already getting the full package."
Suchanek. "Oh, Mr Cox...did you want the name of my hairdresser?"
Cox. "No, thanks, I dont need any grey streaks."
Suchanek. "If you get a chance, go over by -DONT GO IN!- go over by and look at the creek."
Suchanek. "Driftwood is endangered."
Sarah. "Soil. Cant get very far. Not really into traveling....kinda...microscopic."
Jen. "I wish the power would go out."
The power goes out.
Jen. "Yes! Yes!"
Mrs Christiansen. "Thank you, Jen."
Allison. "Go drop my stuff in the creek... wait..."
Annie. "I know I'm leading the seminar next period... but do you want to tell me what that article is about?"
Kendra. "I dont know what she did to these pants, but the fabric is so thin you can literally see through it."
Mathews. "As a teacher, you hope to do things with your students that will help them later in life, not send them into complexes later that require years and years of psychotherapy."
Mathews. "At one point, there were a group of students at Mira Loma who wanted for form a 'Man Club.' One of the points in the constitution was: 'All members of the "Man Club" shall serve as president for purposes of college applications.'"
Maris. "Grabbing her breasticles."
Alex. "Something about a nigger or two."
Maris. "Now: I have pants without zippers."
Jared. "Problem solved!"
Maya Angelou. "I was strange lookin'."
Joe. "This is highly traumatic for me."
Mathews. "Me, also."
Derek. "Its like...couch twister."
Phil. "How would you like it if I were your brother in law?"
Kendra. "...wait. NO!"
Sherri. "Tell us a story!"
Mathews. "Which one?"
Sherri. "The funny one!"
Mathews. "Well... that narrows it down."
Mathews. "We say 'overwhelming' and 'underwhelming'...but not 'whelm'. I would name a child 'Whelm.' If I were planning to have any more. But its not too late for you!"
Mathews. "So I beat them with a stick. But I got the book."
Sherri. "He's Frenchish."
Fergusen. "I hit him harder because I knew it wouldnt hurt anything."
Jared. "He's really good at making people believe false things. Must come from being a doctor."
Jason. "The French are scary."
Katy. "Why?"
Jason. "Because they're french."
Katy. "How can you hate a kind of people who have over 400 different kinds of cheese? I mean, really."
Amanda. "Its a Kings-Lakers game. Thats so much more important than Mardi Gras."
Amanda. "Oh, crap, I'm being quoted."
AND NOW! THE MONKS!
"Try and get the Americans to wait 40 years for anything."
"This morning, we were at the capital, where we were blessing the senate."
"We should teach dharma through rock and roll."
"You did perfect. You're to blame for everything."
"Which came first? The egg...or the hen?"
"This yak is very naughty."
"And when we milk the yak, and it is naughty, we have to tie the feet."
AND- PEOPLE COMMENTING ON THE MONKS
Rodney. "Monks are always on time. I hate it when they're late."
Jared. "He's a very jubilant monk."
Pass it along, ask for others, send in suggestions, smile and love life. I love all y'all. Russell87@earthlink.net
Oh, yeah, somebody forward this to Jason, please! :)
Em
Mr. Hill. "Mohammed, go to the mountain."
Mohammad. "Mr. Hill, why do you always persecute people?"
Mr. Hill. "I'm not persecuting you, Mohammed. I'm not tying you to a stake and burning you, or torturing you, am I? But we could do that."
Mr. Lawson. "Like Martha Steward says, auto-digestion is a good thing."
Mr. Lawson. "Fuzzy men should not wear thongs. I mean it."
Mr. Lawson. "It was shrinkage. Haven't you ever heard of shrinkage?"
Mr. Lawson. "Phil, I would love to kiss your ass."
Mr. Lawson. "I've done lots of hippie theatre and it's like walking behind old people in the mall."
Mr. Lawson. "Meanwhile back in theatre land..."
Mr. Hill. "Lysosomes are interesting creatures that we like to call the suicidal sacks of the cell."
Mrs Lord. "You sexist pig."
Mr Lawson. "Excuse me, ma'am, but I think your butt is eating your underwear."
Alex. "Oh, look, the hooker's here."
Mr Lawson. "You're already getting the full package."
Suchanek. "Oh, Mr Cox...did you want the name of my hairdresser?"
Cox. "No, thanks, I dont need any grey streaks."
Suchanek. "If you get a chance, go over by -DONT GO IN!- go over by and look at the creek."
Suchanek. "Driftwood is endangered."
Sarah. "Soil. Cant get very far. Not really into traveling....kinda...microscopic."
Jen. "I wish the power would go out."
The power goes out.
Jen. "Yes! Yes!"
Mrs Christiansen. "Thank you, Jen."
Allison. "Go drop my stuff in the creek... wait..."
Annie. "I know I'm leading the seminar next period... but do you want to tell me what that article is about?"
Kendra. "I dont know what she did to these pants, but the fabric is so thin you can literally see through it."
Mathews. "As a teacher, you hope to do things with your students that will help them later in life, not send them into complexes later that require years and years of psychotherapy."
Mathews. "At one point, there were a group of students at Mira Loma who wanted for form a 'Man Club.' One of the points in the constitution was: 'All members of the "Man Club" shall serve as president for purposes of college applications.'"
Maris. "Grabbing her breasticles."
Alex. "Something about a nigger or two."
Maris. "Now: I have pants without zippers."
Jared. "Problem solved!"
Maya Angelou. "I was strange lookin'."
Joe. "This is highly traumatic for me."
Mathews. "Me, also."
Derek. "Its like...couch twister."
Phil. "How would you like it if I were your brother in law?"
Kendra. "...wait. NO!"
Sherri. "Tell us a story!"
Mathews. "Which one?"
Sherri. "The funny one!"
Mathews. "Well... that narrows it down."
Mathews. "We say 'overwhelming' and 'underwhelming'...but not 'whelm'. I would name a child 'Whelm.' If I were planning to have any more. But its not too late for you!"
Mathews. "So I beat them with a stick. But I got the book."
Sherri. "He's Frenchish."
Fergusen. "I hit him harder because I knew it wouldnt hurt anything."
Jared. "He's really good at making people believe false things. Must come from being a doctor."
Jason. "The French are scary."
Katy. "Why?"
Jason. "Because they're french."
Katy. "How can you hate a kind of people who have over 400 different kinds of cheese? I mean, really."
Amanda. "Its a Kings-Lakers game. Thats so much more important than Mardi Gras."
Amanda. "Oh, crap, I'm being quoted."
AND NOW! THE MONKS!
"Try and get the Americans to wait 40 years for anything."
"This morning, we were at the capital, where we were blessing the senate."
"We should teach dharma through rock and roll."
"You did perfect. You're to blame for everything."
"Which came first? The egg...or the hen?"
"This yak is very naughty."
"And when we milk the yak, and it is naughty, we have to tie the feet."
AND- PEOPLE COMMENTING ON THE MONKS
Rodney. "Monks are always on time. I hate it when they're late."
Jared. "He's a very jubilant monk."