The publishing seed has been planted...again. I have entered contests, won some, been in a couple anothologies. Entering conests as we speak. Poetry, short story. Currently working on a novel ( Read more... )

Me, to Phil. "You're gay, so the use of a blow dryer comes naturally to you. It doesnt to me ( Read more... )

metered life with words in rhyme ( Read more... )

Mohammad. "La vie est dur sans confiture. Madame! LA VIE EST DUR SANS CONFITURE! I love it!" -Translation: Life is hard without preserved fruits.

Phil. "He gave his harness bells a ... shake... to ask if there was some mistake ( Read more... )

there aint no-one home ( Read more... )

Cindi W. "Well, they're in love, so of course they have telepathy."

Red Green. "A good sled will teach you how to really fly and whizz, and it will show you just how hard a frozen elm tree really is."

Herald. "You know Uncle Green, mold does have it's uses too. Mold isnt a bad thing."

Mrs McKinley. "No, no, Emily, you can roll that!" [In ( Read more... )

This is an exerpt from an email i wrote to Kendra.

Crazy stuff this year, yes yes. We need to do stupid things to get it out of ( Read more... )

So my dad took me to Aaron Brothers today to pick up some inks. [For the record, did you know that stuff stains?] And... ::drum roll:: everything in that store is 25% off. Very nice. Anyways, got inks, have found my media, am happy, glorypraisethelordhalleluja, end of story ( Read more... )

I am pathetic, I assure you, I really am ( Read more... )

Its official. I hate my family ( Read more... )