In which I "review" Star Trek Into Darkness (Or "Not enough lens flare...JJ you're slipping")

Jun 03, 2013 23:59

Okay Star Trek Into Darkness, you were fun & awesome, but I'm about to get all nitpicky on your cinematic ass ( Read more... )

star trek, rant, reviews

Leave a comment

Comments 1

anonymous June 4 2013, 13:13:15 UTC
But, then again, no one is listening to Scotty.

Best part, that.

And yes - I agree with every single bit of this. When Kirk was dying, all I could think was, "How did he get all the way back down here? Shouldn't he have died, like, 20 minutes ago?"

And yes, it was ALL MARCUS'S FAULT, WHY ARE YOU YELLING "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"?

Bones cured death. *facepalm*

Scotty kicked ass!

:) Yay, this!
-Jess/Yoni

Reply


Leave a comment

Up