Heart Attack

Jul 31, 2007 03:20

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack...


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zoepike August 1 2007, 21:54:01 UTC
its probably to emphasize the fact that 95% of heart attacks happen when people's belts are undone...
basically, keep it in your pants and everything will be fine!

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bizarro_audrey August 1 2007, 22:23:13 UTC
hah...that made me laugh so hard

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alexanderb August 5 2007, 02:25:39 UTC
well zoe's arguement is that he was taking his pants down when he had a heart attack. BUT what if he was having a sordid love affair with a cheap puerto-rican prostitute in the sand-dunes motel down by the airport. in the middle of the deed he started having constricting pains in the chest and he rolled out of the bed, hacking, as the hooker screamed and ran into the bathroom. he half-heartedly pulled his pants on and stepped out into the street, clutching his chest and holding out a hand for help, muttering his wifes name, knowing he was going to die.

the only flaw in my theory is that his pants are zipped up. which i doubt he'd be able to do in a state of angina.

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