Tonight on october 30th The BEST woman in the world and I are going to see a movie. Spiderman2, it came out 2 years ago.Why are we going ( Read more... )

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Here in Bizarroland, we appreciate the world news alot. Actually we appreciate the Weekly World News and its regular sightings of our cousins, The Bigfeet. but thats another story for another day ( Read more... )

Here in Bizarro Land, usually we like to get paid for a job done. doesn't have to be well done, just accomplished. recently, paychecks have or have not been arriving with no rhyme or reason, whether the work has been done or not. I have now received advances on commissions that put me into indentured servitude until the second week in December ( Read more... )

So, what does it take to land properly in the LJ Universe ( Read more... )