i think i might have a girlfriend and i can't stop listening to queen.

what the fuck is happening to me!?

i'd like to send a big "FUCK YOU!" out to menstruation and its prohibitive qualities.

outdoor fucking is better than indoor fucking by a factor of 1.5.

nights like last night help to remind me why being single is AWESOME.

i'll be getting a new phone on monday or tuesday. the phone i have now has a feature where you can archive text messages. i've been saving some of these for a while, and once i get my new phone they'll be gone forever. i thought i'd immortalize them here. i'm keeping the senders anonymous, and please don't think i'm a slut. thank you ( Read more... )

let me start off by saying that i cannot motherfucking wait until motherfucking friday. tiff is coming into town and i haven't seen her beautiful face in AGES. ugh . . . it's like my boy tom petty says, the waiting is the hardest part ( Read more... )

Post five things you enjoy, when no one around you wants to go out and play. What lowers your stress/blood pressure/anxiety level? Post it to your journal, then tag 5 others and ask them to post it to theirs ( Read more... )

so when you're alone with a girl and she starts putting on that lip gloss stuff, it means she wants to kiss.

i just told my friend off right now because she COMPLETELY ignores me unless her fucking asshole boyfriend is being a fucking asshole or hanging out with his friends.

last night i dreamt that i had sex with kirsten dunst. she had the red spider-man coif and she was wearing a pink dress and turquoise underwear.

i was school at for a few hours today writing my paper. i hate everything about it.

i saw batman begins a couple hours ago and i nearly soiled myself. it's SERIOUS.