my appetite for chocolate chip cookies is insatiable. i'll eat any and all kinds. . . you got crunchy ones? bring it. how about those chewy ones? bring it. those ones with pecans in them? bring it.

if you bake me real ones i'll kiss you. if you bake me real ones and you're a chick i'll have sex with you.

i cut my thumbnail too short and i think i suffer from the gum disease gingivitis.

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reviewing the past few entries i've added, i've come to the realization that all i write about are my problems with relationships and videogames. there's a whole lot more to me than failed attempts at dating and the videogame d'jour, however. but alas. . .none of it's really worth mentioning ( Read more... )

my weekend has finally come to an end. i'm a little saddened by the fact that four days can go by so fucking fast, but oh well. . .what ya gonna do ( Read more... )

my weekend is half over. not having school on tuesdays is awesome. this little three-day weekend that everyone is so excited about is a four-day weekend for me, suckers! awesome ( Read more... )

watching a pretty girl sleep is the best thing ever.

ludacris with GIANT arms is a close second.

hey, do you guys remember when i used to write on this thing? i stopped for a pretty damn long time, for several reasons, including, but limited to: assholes, stupid girls gushing about their boyfriends in every post, annoying show flyers, and the sad fact that i'm a grown man with an internet journal ( Read more... )

i think i'm done with this.

so...i'm back from trip to e3.  holy cow guys, that was THE TIGHTEST thing i have ever done.  e3 rocks your ass and throws you on the floor and kicks the shit out of you.  it was a spectacle with lights, and screens, and hot girls, and HUGE booths, and parties and craziness.  i am one tired son of a bitch, but i will show you some pictures i took ( Read more... )