yesterday, i substituted for my sister. she's a kindergarten teacher. man, by the end of the day i was soo tired. those little kids will get you, i tell ya. all day long they were like, "mr. hair, is it okay if we draw snakes?" "mr. hashbrowns, i found this pencil, can i have it?" "teacher, he threw something at me." holy cow, non-stop. ( Read more... )

this morning madonna tickets went onsale. ashley was on it like crazy, and couldn't get shit. even the fucking million dollar seats were gone. she called me with the bad news and i cried a little. then i started playing ninja gaiden ( Read more... )

i'm so fucking excited right now. i got home from an awesome night of ice cream and late night romps on the golf course to find this. madonna is going on tour! fuck yeah, dude. i don't know where the hell i am going to get the money, but i'm fucking going. the las vegas show seems to be the most appealing, mostly because i've been wanting to ( Read more... )

i shaved my head yesterday.


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i got back last night from the south padre trip.  it was pretty fucking fun.  the entire time was just drinking and clubbing and naked femmes and dancing and eating and the beach and drinking and beer bongs.  i loved it.  i think we'll go back next year.

here's some photos i took.  i left out the ones of the girls who went wild.  i'll have more to ( Read more... )

i'm going to south padre tomorrow...whoop whoop. i am literally exploding with joy. i am pretty much ready to hit the road right now. i have my bag packed full of clothes and condoms (haha) it's on, i tell ya, it's on ( Read more... )

the last post of the day...I SWEAR

a text message my EX-girlfriend sent me:

"I might get to be in an extra in a Heather Locklear tv pilot!"

my reply:

"really?! my wang auditioned for heather locklear's part but didn't get it."

I BEAT EGG AT RACQUETBALL!!!

I know this doesn't matter to any of you, but it's huge news.

waiting is not fun. i have this class at 1:30 and a break before it that's two hours long. it's that bad most of the time, because my friends and i usually ass around in my office until then. so yeah ( Read more... )

mondays are stupid. i had a test and a quiz today and i'm pretty sure they both had their way with me. i was sooo depressed after my dual-failure that i skipped cal 3 to play racquetball with luis and travis. racquetball always helps me feel better about things, especially if i win. luis and i bet a dollar on a game and i won. then we went ( Read more... )