i am not a horrible person, aka, i refuse to cheat on anyone i date. however, usually, when i am dating someone and i find myself attracted to someone else, that means it is time to take a good long hard look at said relationship, and try to figure out if i am getting what i need out of the relationship i am currently in at the time. the answer, ( Read more... )

revel in the cuteness that is chicken, the wonder kitten.


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JimmytheWeak: I'm busy updating my livejournal for the second time today ( Read more... )

i have never seen anything more wrong.

every part of this is wrong.

maybe i am my own bizarro-melissa

Your Birthdate: September 13

Being born on the 13th day of the month should help make you a better manager and organizer, but it may also give you a tendency to dominate people a bit ( Read more... )

dear whoever is reading ( Read more... )

i was trying to send a text message to my guitar player and his wife, as i had been housesitting for them. I was now back at my house, and they were either at home already, or they were on their way home from the airport ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60% Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76% Orderliness |||||| 26% Empathy |||||||||||||||| 70% Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56% Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56% Mystical |||||||||||| 43% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious |||||||||||| 43% Hedonism ||| ( Read more... )

my cat is so mad at me. cause i won't let him run around the huge warehouse i live in and get gobbled up like a kitten mcnugget by the three cat eating monstors (aka doggies). he hides behinds stuff close to my door so he can run out the second i open it, usually resulting in making me trip and fall, and he looks over his shoulder as he saunters ( Read more... )

i am going on a mission to destroy all microwave ovens that force you to hit 'time' or 'cook time' or 'timer' or 'power level' or any other useless button before typing 2:00 i mean 2:07(cause you know imma bout to haves me some popcorn) and watching your food spin around in a microwave oven disco for one ( Read more... )

brooke: hello ( Read more... )