I will be out of town until round about the 20th. I will be in MA, NY, chicago, and other states and cities in between. Do not expect updates.

Life is good. My GF is awesome. I am very, very, very happy.

Mwah, dahlings. Call me when I'm back.

( Read more... )

I don't really care to hear from anyone on LJ who isn't my friend at this point. If you want to be friends with me, and I know you in real life, then tell me about it and I'll friend you. Otherwise, please try again later.

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English
20% Yankee
5% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Dixie

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Everyone on here who is still friends with me and would like to keep in contact; please post contact info here. I'm fucking sick of LJ drama.

( Read more... )

These are way overdue. Thank you, Jessie!


( Read more... )

( The funniest, most nonsensical thing you will ever read (unless you don't) )

( Read more... )

( Read more... )