Oh Shit!
So yesterday I finally got all the computers up and running in my classroom...yay!! I have been bonding a lot with the lady I used to refer to as the "bitch across the hall." Two of the guys she works with took off this week so it has just been her and I. So we started taking cigarette breaks together and then this morning she brought me cinnamon cake for breakfast. I guess now I have to bring her something in one day.
Last night, I went over to Chad's apartment to pregame. I walked in the door and the house was FULL of people. I could hardly walk. Chad's cousin Breann was there so I just hung out with her. That's her in the pic. She is SO adorable. Then Anna came down stairs and starts talking to me. I asked her how she got her shirt all wet and she told me that there was a small fire upstairs. Apparently someone left a lit cigarette in an ashtray and somehow it caught the paper in her printer on fire. So, using all viable resources, she put it out using a can of beer. Then she said, "That girl over there ran downstairs to ask me where the smoke was coming from." I looked at Anna and said, "You know there are too many people when you're in your own house and you have to refer to someone as 'that girl over there." I start noticing that the crowd was dying down and yet, I didn't remember anyone leaving or saying goodbye. I was just about to ask Chad where everyone had gone when I saw the bathroom door burst open and people start falling out. Chad has this little bathroom by his kitchen about the size of a closet. Apparently they were trying to see how many people they could fit in there. As the people come rolling out I noticed Mark sitting on the toilet with his pants around his ankles yelling "I have to pee!" So Anna looks at me and says, "Why is Mark trying to pee with all those people in there?" I replied with, "No, I think the more important question is, why is Mark sitting down to pee?"
Kristen eventually showed up and we headed down to Pegasus. We walked in the door and it looked like a Tuesday night. There was NO ONE there. Bobby and Brad came down and I ended up hanging out with Bobby all night. We sat back by the cigarette machine and started searching for hot guys. Finding none, we turned to making fun of people like the Irish Drag Queen and the bitch that sat on the bar stool and a SWEAR it slid up her ass. Thats a HUGE bitch! THEN, Shawn comes running out of the bathroom screaming, "You guys have to go look in the first stall!!!" At first we were reluctant but Shawn assured us it wasn't gross and that we would laugh. So we walked in and I am telling you, I started looking for body parts because it looked like someone EXPLODED! I mean there was shit on the floor, on the wall, all over the seat, on the ceiling, in the next stall, in the sink, on Tony's posters....it was a mess, but GOD it was funny. We come running out of the bathroom laughing and Shawn is yelling, "That's diarrhea, girl! DIARRHEA!" It was so much fun hanging out with Bobby. He definitely turned the "shittiest" night at Pegasus until a fairly enjoyable one.