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[bj_the_pinhead]

I am the greatest drunk in the world!!!

If you're never been drunk with me before, then you're really missing out on greatness.

Here is something I wrote amidst my inebriation:


if i could turn back time.
id be a sailor.
with assless chaps!
and my belly button would grow vast and wide.
and my shoudlers would pointy.
and id be in a desert island with coconuts.
but ALLY dont burn the run.
if you do.
youre nose will be longer than a ruler!

and we use the metric system baby.
FUCK INCHES!!!
TITTYTATTYTITTYTATTY!
TAAAAAAATAAAAAAHS!!

thats evan benevidas' nickname.
its spelled just as it sounds!!

this bulletin is not over!!!!

HARK THE HAROLD@
but what is a harold.
sure its a guys name.
wasnt it that one black kid from HEY ARNOLD.
no, that was gerald, RIGHT?!

but im not sure.

ILL FIND A WAY TO END IT WITH SHOES.

BUT ALLY!

its like rain on your raining day, or a free ride when your a child molestor. or free advise on sanghong. but your carpets wet.

this is ally... and yes he just sang that out of tune.

and bjs says... kids.. dont forget to eat your spinach.. because if you dont eat your spinach.. you wont be big and strong like me!!!

and your ears wont be so soft and pointy.
and take off those knee pads son.
and pull of them blades.
cause bitch nigga nigga bitch.
you best be pUTTINin on them SHOES.!!?@&:

I think I'm going to turn that into a song