how's about a rant or two

[bjdrum33]

i want a cigarette really badly but i am wearing my fubu pajamas which are simply unpresentable to public eyes. also, i have some wicked acid reflux but i lack the initiative to stand up and retrieve my pepcid. i am fucking super hungry as well, but if we return to my "pj" problem... well yeah, i just can't go outside. i need to bathe desperatly

Comments

[ni_na]

i ran to washington farm, stole shananagan, and put him in a secret location. it's for your own good. and i'm not sorry.

[bjdrum33]

oh my gosh! you aren't sorry! well i'm not gonna be sorry when i steal your mom and fail to disclose her location! yeah and i'm not sorry now and i won't be then too so there and such.

[bruiser12987]

NOOOOOOOOOOOo! Brandon dont do anything you will regret... all you have to survive is one more day ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ps beer goggles excuse will not make you feel better the next day ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.