Things fell apart. The centre did not hold. Bjorn Sigurdson was loosed upon the world.
1.10: "Its hour come round at last"
Hmm. Wankers trying to get my satellite. Actual original owners, it appears.
Well, they can talk to me on #SecretNerdClub on IRSwede.
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No. No no no no no. Vlad and Ishmael are cataclysmically retarded. Their stupidity is going to cause an intense amount of shit for the rest of the world.
Heh. Operation Destiny Cloud Fist may have to be put into action. Once Steel gets here, we can assemble everything we need to put Lucidity to use. Then, we either destroy the reactor needed to manufacture it, or we release all the materials to everyone.
Oh, and Kim Jong-Il wants to detonate the backup tzar bombs buried under berlin to empty it out so he can take over.
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Okay. Shiva is now the best assassin in the world; Kim Jong-Il is dead. Vlad and Ishmael are north korea's #1 demolition men; His palace is in ruins. The reactor has been smote, very roughly, by Destiny Cloud Fist. The full formula is about to be distributed. Levesque is under Berlin with the Tsar Bomba, doing his crazy business. The Guys and Shiva are heading in to deal with him.
And the Nuke.
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Nuke defused. They're going to look for our crazy friend.
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Right. Conspiracy dealt with. World saved from North Korean takeover of the east. Money earned. Awesome comms equipment found. Best bruteforce hacking machine on earth gained.
Time to buy Sealand.
Hmm. Wankers trying to get my satellite. Actual original owners, it appears.
Well, they can talk to me on #SecretNerdClub on IRSwede.
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No. No no no no no. Vlad and Ishmael are cataclysmically retarded. Their stupidity is going to cause an intense amount of shit for the rest of the world.
Heh. Operation Destiny Cloud Fist may have to be put into action. Once Steel gets here, we can assemble everything we need to put Lucidity to use. Then, we either destroy the reactor needed to manufacture it, or we release all the materials to everyone.
Oh, and Kim Jong-Il wants to detonate the backup tzar bombs buried under berlin to empty it out so he can take over.
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Okay. Shiva is now the best assassin in the world; Kim Jong-Il is dead. Vlad and Ishmael are north korea's #1 demolition men; His palace is in ruins. The reactor has been smote, very roughly, by Destiny Cloud Fist. The full formula is about to be distributed. Levesque is under Berlin with the Tsar Bomba, doing his crazy business. The Guys and Shiva are heading in to deal with him.
And the Nuke.
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Nuke defused. They're going to look for our crazy friend.
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Right. Conspiracy dealt with. World saved from North Korean takeover of the east. Money earned. Awesome comms equipment found. Best bruteforce hacking machine on earth gained.
Time to buy Sealand.