A Quick Lesson on Life- Brought to you by Right-Wing Christians (for kidz)

[bjr413]

http://www.objectiveministries.org/kidz/

-Esp read the part about hindus, atheists, and professor giraffe on science. The rest of the site is interesting as well.

Comments

[willmeister]

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

[willmeister]

According to DR Giraffenstein, the T-Rex was an Herbivore, that used its sharp teeth to tear apart plants.

[marando]

YEah so thats a joke right?

[bjr413]

actually, no- its for real

[marando]

dude did you read the part about shooting chemicals out of your butt? I think thats a tad over the line, especially for a christian website.

[alanw]

Its not normal to shoot chemicals out of your ass?
:(

[alanw]

Does it really matter?

[germanboy]

This site is absolutely fantastic.

Religion needs to catch up to modern society already...

Get a brain, morans!