What is Dick Clark? (Response Needed)

[bknmu13]

Dick Clark's mother was 3/4 lesbian and 1/4 finnish. She married a fish monger, that was 1/2 Michigander. Dicks GrandFather on his Mother's side was known for tickling dog's family jewels, while he sand old Swedish songs. Finally Dick's Aunt twice removed was gypsy who believed in the tooth ferry, and ate snoze berries

Comments

[djibong]

Dick Clark is a Dick. From Dickdickistan.

[i_heart_stars]

sounds full-fledged Yooper to me....

[toofingerdoc]

Yeah, the French are assholes.

[anonymous]

Dick Clark is God