Ozzy's College Entry Essay

[bl00dshotfox]

Ozzy paid me $5 to write his college entry essay. Here it is. Hope you all enjoy it. Ozzy is a fat son-of-a-bitch (no offense), and loves to eat like it's his frickin job, so maybe you will catch the subtle humor in the essay now that you know that.

An influence is defined as a power affecting a person without any direct or apparent

Comments

[bl00dshotfox]

yeah we all love him...and his fatass

[nonpunkrockslut]

haha. wheres he applying to?

[bl00dshotfox]

i have no clue haha

[aznballa161]

MNYC, Mcdonalds of New York City.

[mellowyellowazn]

what happened to the "their eyes were watching god" style?

[bl00dshotfox]

what?