Title: The Twins
Author:
bl4ckm4liceFandom: Super Junior
Genre/Pairing: Weird AU Crack / Siwon x Kyuhyun
Word Count: 618
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: na-ah, not mine
Notes: A weird thing because Jus said a weird thing. A conversation between... well, you will find out.
"Hey. Psst. Hey!"
He stirred, irritated by the persistent voice, but too sleepy to respond.
"Wake uuuup! Pleaseeee. Wake up wake up wake up!"
Groaning, he opened his eyes and shot a glare at his twin brother's direction. "What!?"
"I'm cold," his twin brother pouted and he felt a surge of annoyance rushing through him.
"So what!? I'm cold too but I'm sleepy so let me have my peace, please!"
"How could you even sleep standing up like that?"
"It's an acquired skill. Which you should've learned as well, considering we're of the same nature."
"I can't sleep," his twin brother whined and he knew he wouldn't get his sleep unless he somehow convinced the other to do the same.
"Go rub yourself. You know, the usual."
"I did." His twin brother stood even taller and rubbed his face against the fabric as if to prove himself. "But Kyuhyun's shirt is too thin. And the material makes me feel itchy instead."
If anything is more contagious than ticklish feeling, it's itchiness. He blamed it on his twin brother as he scratched himself, "Why can't you keep that information to yourself?"
"It's not my fault that I'm sensitive."
He snorted. "You're so girly."
"That's mean." The pout grew even deeper. "Kyuhyun is a man so I can't be a girl. If I'm a girl, then you're a girl too."
"Do I look like a girl to you!?"
His twin brother trembled, "Why are you always shouting at me?"
"Because you're so annoying! Why am I born as your twin? I swear I should've been in another body or whatever..." He turned away and shut his eyes, determined to go back to sleep. But not too long after, the sobbing sounds reached him and he sighed, feeling the guilt creeping up to him. He turned around again, finding his twin brother burying his face onto Kyuhyun's shirt, and softly called out, "Hey."
There was no response but the soft sobs, so he coaxed his twin brother further. "I'm sorry, alright? Don't cry. I didn't mean that, you know."
Slowly, his twin brother uncovered his face and looked at him tearfully. "You didn't?"
"Of course I didn't. I wouldn't have anyone else but you as my twin."
His twin brother giggled, "You mean that one, right?"
"Yes," he couldn't help but return the smile. "Okay, that's enough. Stop crying, seriously. Kyuhyun is sleeping, we shouldn't wake him up--."
Before he could finish his sentence, there was a sudden pressure on him. He gasped and looked up to see the familiar shadow outside Kyuhyun's shirt roaming around his owner's chest before settling on him again. Similar shadow sneaked from the other side and began to rub against his twin who moaned at the touch.
"A-aah… t-that's so good…"
He himself was growing red as he muttered, "I thought he wouldn't be back until tomorrow…"
"Who cares, it always feels so much better compared to when Kyuhyun play with us!" His twin brother squealed and happily greeted the fingers which were already slipping under the shirt.
There was a massive shiver running through him and he could tell that his owner was slowly gaining consciousness. Even he could hear the confused mumbling from the Snake down there, probably was sleeping peacefully like him until he was forced to wake up.
…and speaking of sleeping, he had a feeling that he wouldn't get that sleep he yearned for until many hours to come, not until his owner and Siwon, his owner's boyfriend, are done doing the usual things that will make him red, sore and sweaty. Sometimes sticky, if he get to see Dragon-hyung.
Who said that nipples have a mind on their own?
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The end~