this was the most interesting (funniest most entertaining?) thing i have ever seen.
throughout his date he said RANDOM english:
"this is the pits. D:"
"i can't believe it!"
"SOMEBODY HELP ME!!"
"another girl? Geeze. D:"
"man why does he always have a good time? SHIT. why?"
"i didn't do anything! :0!"
"No way! i wouldn't drink with a girl! I wouldn't do that! >:O!"
"what do you mean?"
"I'm~ Innocent~ I'm innocent. :D"
"JUST A MOMENT! :?"
"what should i DO? :0"
"It's a sunny day. >:0"
"oh my god! >:|"
"I can explain!"
"NO! I'm not RYO!"
"THIS IS A DISASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!"
...............yeah.
So he's this guy Ken:
and he is also this guy Ryo.who is basically Jimmy Jackson.
it even plays 'Beat It' whenever he shows up. (haha look at his pimple. XD)
.....yes. that means there are TWO of him.
This isn't a date at all. it was just showing off his lame english, seriously. But i guess this jimmy jackson guy likes to get girls REAL wasted and have them pass out, then he takes off their shirt, washes it in ketchup, and then puts them in the bathroom. Then he goes to find another girl.
...this is what i'm picking up off of this WEIRD ASS THING. I don't think it's supposed to make sense. but anyways: