Fic; Bleach; Renji/Ichigo
Title: Plasters
Author: black_goose
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Renji/Ichigo
Word count: 217
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: #12 "This hurts me more than it hurts you."
LOL OOC. But cute!OOC!
"ARGH!"
"Shut up, will you?"
"It hurts, you know!"
"All I know is that you're a baby."
"..."
"They're just plasters; you can stop hitting me now."
"Yes, but you're taking half my skin off with them."
"..."
"You're enjoying - AH! You did that on purpose!"
"...Yes."
"Kurosaki Ichigo, you're a sick bastard."
"This hurts me more than it hurts you."
"Shut up, you pretentious twat. You're clearly getting some sort of twisted pleasure from this."
"I wouldn't if you weren't screaming in pain."
"It hurts!"
"It's your own fault for chasing Kon through that thorn bush."
"Got him though, didn't I?"
"And then you insisted I covered every scratch with these things because they had pictures of monkeys on them."
"They reminded me of Zabimaru! Anyway, if I knew it would hurt this much, I wouldn't have bothered."
"..."
"For the love of - OW!"
"You're like a five-year-old who's -"
"OW!"
"- just fallen off his first bike."
"The only way any of this could be worth it would be if someone was kissing them better."
"..."
"..."
"No."
"Come on!"
"No!"
"Please?"
"No."
"Ichigo..."
"..."
"That was nice."
"..."
"Do it again."
"NO."
"But it's stopped hurting, Ichigo-sama."
"That is cruel and unnecessary flattery."
"Worked though, hasn't it?"
"..."
"That is really nice."
Author: black_goose
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Renji/Ichigo
Word count: 217
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: #12 "This hurts me more than it hurts you."
LOL OOC. But cute!OOC!
"ARGH!"
"Shut up, will you?"
"It hurts, you know!"
"All I know is that you're a baby."
"..."
"They're just plasters; you can stop hitting me now."
"Yes, but you're taking half my skin off with them."
"..."
"You're enjoying - AH! You did that on purpose!"
"...Yes."
"Kurosaki Ichigo, you're a sick bastard."
"This hurts me more than it hurts you."
"Shut up, you pretentious twat. You're clearly getting some sort of twisted pleasure from this."
"I wouldn't if you weren't screaming in pain."
"It hurts!"
"It's your own fault for chasing Kon through that thorn bush."
"Got him though, didn't I?"
"And then you insisted I covered every scratch with these things because they had pictures of monkeys on them."
"They reminded me of Zabimaru! Anyway, if I knew it would hurt this much, I wouldn't have bothered."
"..."
"For the love of - OW!"
"You're like a five-year-old who's -"
"OW!"
"- just fallen off his first bike."
"The only way any of this could be worth it would be if someone was kissing them better."
"..."
"..."
"No."
"Come on!"
"No!"
"Please?"
"No."
"Ichigo..."
"..."
"That was nice."
"..."
"Do it again."
"NO."
"But it's stopped hurting, Ichigo-sama."
"That is cruel and unnecessary flattery."
"Worked though, hasn't it?"
"..."
"That is really nice."