STILLS FROM "SAW"

[black_arachnia]

Harrowing. Rivetting. Pant-pissingly funny. I now present "Saw", as seen through the eyes of black_arachnia:

Comments

[lafay]

LMAO! Those are great.

[black_arachnia]

hahaha, thanks! Have you seen the movie yourself?

[lafay]

Nope, I was warne dby a friend not to waste my money. She compared it to seven as well.

[black_arachnia]

... Had Se7en been written by a troupe of monkeys drunk on homemade wine.

[blackenedsheep]

I am SO taking my mom to see this. Yep.

[black_arachnia]

I want my Mom to see it, too, but she's too jumpy to actually take to the theatre. She'd be screeching the entire time :)

Her favourite type of film is "those psychadelic killer movies".

[blackenedsheep]

lol...

See, my Mom is a little nuts. I have to be careful--and I'm always afraid that she is going to get ideas. ;)

And... psychadelic killer movies *don't* scare your Mom?

[black_arachnia]

Oh, they scare the fuck out of her! But she likes that. My parents are fully responsible for me turning out a waped Horror freak :D

If you wanna give your Mom good "ideas", bring home Elf on DVD. She'll be up for weeks making SYRUP COOKIES!!!

[ken_alleman]

Hahaha! You're awesome.

Yeah, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this film was pant-pissingly funny.

[black_arachnia]

Thanks, dude.

The only reason I didn't shank the theatre staff with my plastic straw after the movie was the fact that I really did enjoy myself. I might even see it again next week, but I'll take along my camcorder this time to record a really Blaque Market version of Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

I wonder if he ever got that pizza....

"So, how 'bout that cigarette?"

[ken_alleman]

Don't forget Danny Glover's best line:

"DurHURHURHUR!!!!!111"

[black_arachnia]

His moments were the most pants-pissing of all. I thought my friend Ben was going to DIE. They should have listed him as "That Crazy, Old Black Dude" in the credits.

[black_arachnia]

Where's that old Fuck You, Charlie?

[black_arachnia]

Sorry, thought you were quoting TCM 2.

I am ashamed.

The opposite of SAW is WAS

[assriel]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!
*Pees Pants*
I'm trying to LURK but you people suck me back in.
I can't wait for SAW II and the ARACHNIA take on it!

Re: The opposite of SAW is WAS

[black_arachnia]

I'm trying to LURK but you people suck me back in.

There will be no LURKERS here. We're just too damned funny not to be revered on a daily basis :)

I can't wait for SAW II and the ARACHNIA take on it!

I'm already working on the sequel - the writer/director saw my post yesterday and contacted me to help him "tidy up" the plot for the follow-up. I'm gonna hook all my old Barbie dolls up to strings and shoot it with a handi cam. Should come out much better than the original!

[assriel]

I loved the original SAW, it was no RING, BUT...It was better than HOUSE OF THE DEAD! If you ever see that...you will slap ONA GRAUER hard in the face for being the only semi-celeb to star in it. Stupid former models!!! THE GRUDGE was amazingly good, however. My big, burly, spouse kept jumping...that, seeing a former defensive linebacker CRINGE and FLINCH made GRUDGE my horror pick of the month...

[black_arachnia]

I'm hearing a lot of that, that Grudge was actually good. I refuse to believe it, of course, as the mere sight of Sarah Michelle Gellar sends me into epileptic seizures.