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[black_arachnia]

I'm not ready to say that this is the lamest thing I've ever read, but it ranks right up there. Why, oh why does my Jesus Freak Aunt continue to send me this garbage by email! As if a badly-written, poor excuse for a tear-jerker of a poem (all but plagiarized, no less) will change my outlook on life/religion/war

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[black_arachnia]

RUBBING MY LEGS
WITH HIS LARGE, MITTENED HANDS
I FELT A LARGE BONER
GROWING INSIDE MY PANTS

WHEN SANTA CLAUS KISSED ME
WITH HIS PINK, LITTLE TONGUE
AND GRABBED MY FIRM BOTTOM
THEN ENTERED MY BUM

MY PETER SPAT OUT
THAT STICKY, WHITE SAP
SANTA, HE WINKED AT ME
TOOK ME INTO HIS LAP

[black_arachnia]

Hee.

I actually thought you were going to say something about my comments re: the military when I saw your name in my inbox.

I've been thinking about how very general I'm being when I criticize everything about that war right down to the soldiers who are there. I don't mean them any disrespect (unless they are some of the hateful, warhungry beasts we've caught in the media), I really don't.

HOWEVER... I'm strongly opposed to what's going on (clearly) and all the cutesy little attempts to glamorize it.

/ rant. Sorry bout that ;)

[lafay]

You would actually be surprised at how many people do volunteer who actually do have other options.

[black_arachnia]

Ah, yes. We can't forget about the children who were raised under power lines :)