LJ Idol 7, Week 12: Sincerest Form of Flattery

[black_aspect]

There are, statistically, more Elvises now than when Elvis was alive. If the Elvis population continues to grow at its present rate, one-third of the world, or approximately two billion, two hundred ninety-nine million, two hundred sixty-eight thousand, four hundred sixty-seven people, will be Elvis by the year 2019. Including, apparently, my

Comments

[hosticle_fifer]

This was hilarious and awesome. Well written, great story.

"An enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a jumpsuit.": Who wouldn't want to be this? The aspiration of mankind in ten words.

[team_jessie]

I would like to award you one internet for this story.
Seriously, good stuff! Unlike anything else I've read this week!