Why did the chicken cross the road?

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KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.

PLATO:
For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. To actualize its potential.

KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion. We were
justified in

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