We all know what those "things" you were "doing" last night were. And we're all disgusted. You are a manslut of a different color.
Hell has frozen over and you are not on-line. I think this was listed in Revalations as a sign of the apocolpyse.
Ahh...here it is...Revelations 15:7- "And then Noah shall not be on AIM. And then something about some people on horses. And then you will all die."
You lie. You have no idea how hard it is to shave your legs in those rediculous cubicles is like.
Also, fuck you for having a fucking "nice" college expierence thusfuckingfar. Did you have an orientation over the summer? I'll bet you didn't...and this explains alot. I hope these new found "friends" share with you a burning case of herpes.
shave legssmitty10285September 8 2004, 19:24:24 UTC
i have decided i think noah should shave his legs - so he appreciates us more - knowing what we go through.... having to balance on 1 leg, as the other is put up againt the wall, slipping n sliding all over - cutting ur knees.... falling out of the shower as the shower curtain wraps itself around u - suffocating u on ur way down to the cold hard ground - water everywhere, flailing about as u try to grab anything to catch ur fall on the way down....finally collapsing on that cold hard floor giving urself the biggest bruise u have ever seen.....
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Thats really all I could think of.......
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Hell has frozen over and you are not on-line. I think this was listed in Revalations as a sign of the apocolpyse.
Ahh...here it is...Revelations 15:7- "And then Noah shall not be on AIM. And then something about some people on horses. And then you will all die."
You lie. You have no idea how hard it is to shave your legs in those rediculous cubicles is like.
Also, fuck you for having a fucking "nice" college expierence thusfuckingfar. Did you have an orientation over the summer? I'll bet you didn't...and this explains alot. I hope these new found "friends" share with you a burning case of herpes.
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having to balance on 1 leg, as the other is put up againt the wall, slipping n sliding all over - cutting ur knees....
falling out of the shower as the shower curtain wraps itself around u - suffocating u on ur way down to the cold hard ground - water everywhere, flailing about as u try to grab anything to catch ur fall on the way down....finally collapsing on that cold hard floor giving urself the biggest bruise u have ever seen.....
but that never happened to me
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