Sequels that shouldn't be

[black_cracka]

I want to see the new Crank movie for the sole purpose of finding out how to survive a free fall from a couple hundred feet on to a car.

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[_stuman_]

When my brother first told me there was a sequel, despite everything that transpired in the first movie, all I could think was "That's bullshit".

[max_zero]

"But after they remove his heart and replace it with an electronic temporary one, Chev wakes up and kills the medics."

Ahhahahahahhahahaha.

[black_cracka]

Movies like this are what happens when kids don't pay attention in physics class....He clearly should have been liquidated since he had more than enough time to reach terminal velocity.

I'll bet his phone still works too!

[_stuman_]

And as Mythbusters proved, you can't hear anything during freefall.

Also, seeing that scene again, the green screen is pretty obvious (terrible).

[lessthanbry]

If you didn't like Crank, there's something wrong with you.

[black_cracka]

I loved crank, I just want to know how dumb Hollywood thinks the average viewer is.

There is absolutely no explanation possible that will satisfy me as to how he could have survived that fall. Even if they claim that he was almighty god it will not be sufficient.

[lessthanbry]

Why do they need an explanation?

[black_cracka]

So that things make sense, there needs to be some sort of continuity beyond character names if this is a sequel.

Only believe

[ifrostbite]

The car had a trampoline in it. Duh.