Holidays again.

[black_hat_cat]

What does everyone want for Christmas? I suppose I might as well get it out of the way.

P.S: I don't want anything.

Comments

[flatlikeawall]

I want some mittens!

[black_hat_cat]

Out of all the people who might have said something sane, I didn't expect it to be you.

[flatlikeawall]

What's that suppose to mean?

[black_hat_cat]

Oh, I suppose it could mean any number of things, really.

[bakudan_shounen]

Sawdust.

[black_hat_cat]

You...want sawdust for Christmas.

[bakudan_shounen]

I think I made that clear.

I want as much as I can get my hands on.

[black_hat_cat]

...Why?

[doubleppk]

Diamonds are a girl's best friends.

Well lawyers, guns, and money. And wolves but hey close enough, right?

[black_hat_cat]

Lawyers? Odd.

[doubleppk]

It's a song Lucci.

In my case it tends to be more hitmen until they shoot me too.

[black_hat_cat]

I won't get you a lawyer for Christmas, then.

[garotamalandro]

I though that sort of thing was a surprise.

[black_hat_cat]

It normally is, but I need ideas.

[garotamalandro]

Well, guess that way works better, yeah.

[black_hat_cat]

Do you want anything for Christmas?

[history_pirate]

It seems this ship is full of humbugs.

[black_hat_cat]

Christmas is complicated.

[history_pirate]

Any particular reason why?

[black_hat_cat]

I'm no good at picking gifts for people and I'm not sure I understand the concept of Christmas spirit to begin with.